They are supposed to be fingers representing numbers you can play in Quinto, a new Pennsylvania Lottery game.
I think they look like something very different.
And these long, pink peni...err um....
digits are on a state tour right now. And when they come storming into a town the first 200 people they stroke get a free lottery ticket.
First, I thought this was a perfect story for breakfast links.
Then I realized the PA lottery folks posted loads of photos of each event.
Put your immaturity hat on and prepare to be amused.
As you scan through these notice the thumbs up signs each character loves to do.
Like every cock, they know when they're about to get some.
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I don't know if you saw this, but those kind of look like penises.
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Yeah, especially the one in the yellow shirt posing between the 3 and 4 characters.
Oh, Johnny, you're so penis-obsessed. Everything looks like a penis to you.
That said, I know a certain guy who has probably invited them down to Louisville KY for an "event" outside the hospital...
Penises? Really.
Stop jerkin my chain.
Number 9 looks like his mom and dad are his Auntcles. Number 3 looks disgruntled, like he's saving his money to buy an HK so he can go on a shooting rampage on Christmas Eve this year. Keep Number 4 away from your children. The SECOND Number 3 looks like he's got foot odor (the one with the pointy head). Number 8 can't read.
Dan, you cut to the core of me.
Is no one else concerned about all the broken condoms they're wearing???
I was almost skipping this one, but I was caught by the line "put your immaturity hat on"...
Tim, I just thought the same... he's the missing link between the humans and those walking penises-human hybrids.
But something came to my mind. What are they doing to call the people's attention? Fencing against each other?
s-one, not only they're wearing broken condoms, they have a narrow object attached behind their heads... weird... that could hurt.
Oh, no--that's the ribbed for her pleasure part....
If you say so...
it's true...look how happy all those women in the pictures are!!!
Are those supposed to be fingernails on the back of their heads??? gross.
I like how they are all "white" flesh colored, and they put the black guys in the suits anyway. And by "I Like" i mean i think its terrible. It's like the argument of why do they make band-aids "skin" colored, when they really aren't. Don't you think they could have diversified a bit?
And it probably wouldn't be so bad looking if maybe they had like a fingerprint on them. you know... something that would denote a finger. The whole idea is just ridiculous.
You can use sarcasm without subtitles here Katie... we do it all the time.
And you have put another plate on the table. The skin colour band-aids.
My skin tone is light brown, I'm Afro descendant as almost all the folks around here, and the band-aids here in Brazil, fits almost perfectly with my colour (depending on the brand).
Now lets think a little pussy + a little Meagan-esque.
If I was black, and the sayings "skin coloured band-aids" made me feel excluded and victim of racism because that colour was not MY SKIN COLOUR and they don't have my colour, so I'm a poor minority being left aside by the evil industry of band-aids... boohooo... booohooooo.... I'm going to sue them...
In the other hand, if they had a dark-brown-chocolicious band-aid colour in the shelves, pleading to be skin colour as well, I'm being a Negro as well, could sue them because I felt victimized by a racist industry telling me that I can't use the whitey b.a., just the fella-bro's brown one? Could I sue them?
I hope Meagan don't read this...
Leo - I violated rule number one again.
My fault, CLC... I was with a mouthful of chips...
There are clear ones...problem solved. (the ultimate PC bandaid)
And there are the cartoon ones that don't blend in on anyone....so, embrace that hot pink band-aid....work it like the accessory that it should be!