USA -USB from fi5e on Vimeo.I once saw Dave hack a cactus to bits because, while he was singing the National Anthem, the cactus didn't remove its hat. That sort of patriotism needs to be rewarded. No longer is it just enough to hang a flag in front of your house or make fun of Canadians because of their rampant speech impediments and early celebration of Thanksgiving. (By the way, I see no Plymouth Rock in Newfoundland, so perhaps you should leave the American holidays to the Americans.) No, you need to wear your love of country on your sleeve, or in this case, through your computer's USB port. Dave probably has one. Chuck Norris just ordered one. You're either with us or against us.

(Via Gizmodo)