Try explaining this one. In Green Bay Wisconsin 33-year-old Wendy Brown stole her daughter's ID (who is 15 and lives in Nevada), posed as her daughter, enrolled in high school and - this is where it becomes fantastic - joined the school's cheerleading squad.
Brown allegedly attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader's locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach's house. The $134.50 check Brown gave to the cheerleading coach for her uniform bounced, the complaint said.
Um, Green Bay school administrators: You needed a bounced check to figure out this lady is not 15-years-old? I'm looking at her mugshot. I'd guess she's 40.
Brown now faces a felony identity theft charge and a lifetime of 21 Jumpstreet jokes.
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That t-shirt that said 'You're never too old to have a happy childhood' might have been a clue as well. Least it wasn't a dude. We had that happen in CO some moons ago.
JW, she went undetected because this was in WISCONSIN.
There are no MILFs in Wisconsin. Hell, if it wasn't for beer, there wouldn't be any procreation at all.
Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'll disappear for awhile and let the dust settle.
I KNEW she was one of the McQuaid Brothers!
If she wanted to stay youthful she should have tried keeping up with YBNBY, it works for me!
Note to self: No MILF's in Wisconsin. Got it. Thanks Tim.
The 'Sexy Senior Citizen' bumper sticker might have been a tip as well.
Tim, I don't think they have the internet in Wisconsin yet so I think we are free to say whatever we want.
In my opinion, you're only as old as the cheerleader you feel.
Wow. Buffy, anyone?
It's hard to have the internet when the computers are made of sharp cheddar.
Gotta admit it sounds tasty though.
Troy makes a funny point. It is a little Buffy-esque.
Hey if Luke perry could pull off playing a teenager on 90210...
Just think how stupid the football coach felt when he found out he didn't have his very own Lolita--but someone who was actually above the age of consent!
Hey, it worked in 'never been kissed'
That picture, it's Vicky Pollard !
Keith - Yes, but No, but Yes.
Good eye Keith.
And I only thought my mom was embarassing when I was 15.