Damn... I didn't think anyone was watching.

But, I mean, seriously... just look at that truck. It was *asking* for it.

Is that a hemi?

What a dirty whore. I can't believe that truck was putting out in broad daylight like that.

Swayze... no, I think it was a Hummer.

wow talk about poor rhythm

What the hell, just when you think you've seen it all. Do they have a name for this? Auto-eroticism?

I've heard of dudes getting sports cars and such to compensate for the female companionship they aren't getting, this guy is just more literal about it.

Probably a safety hazard though. Hope hes using protection.

What do you do when you come across a truck?
Wipe it off.

He is doing it all wrong! With all of the choices why use the bumper? Exhaust Pipe, Gas Filler Neck (might cause scraping), in between the headrest and seat back , just cut a hole in the seat.

Um a yea, that is what I heard anyway. My friend told me about it, yea that's it, my friend told me!

man what if that truck were a transformer?
imagine the pain that would ensue

What's the more appropriate lube here - KY or 10W30?

I've found, I mean heard 20W50 works very nicely. It is hell on the fabric.

Looks like he's trying to hump-start it.

Well, that was the grill....
But I think it's going to 'bug' his ex Herbie that he left him for a truck....

How'd you like to be the cop filling out the report on this. 'We observed the suspect humping a large, black, F350 w/o consent.'

That's got to be an interesting day at the office.

I had no idea that people loved domestic vehicles that much anymore....
But somewhere in Detroit a group of upper management is standing up, cheering, and trying to figure out how to clone this guy...

His tire is flat and he needs a good jack.

My dad told me the fundamentals of how a motor works: Suck, Bang, and Blow. I wonder which one that truck was doing.

T----- was tired of feeling fucked over at the gas pump and decided to show Ford he was still boss...too bad he forgot to wait for the radiator to cool down first....