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Man violates truck

Will the truck sue for rape?

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Damn... I didn't think anyone was watching.

said TeaFizz on September 16, 2008 10:49 AM.

But, I mean, seriously... just look at that truck. It was *asking* for it.

said TeaFizz on September 16, 2008 10:49 AM.

Is that a hemi?

said Don't Swayze Bro on September 16, 2008 11:04 AM.

I have one URL to say: http://www.ihumpedyourhummer.com/

said monkey boy on September 16, 2008 11:21 AM.

What a dirty whore. I can't believe that truck was putting out in broad daylight like that.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 16, 2008 11:26 AM.

Swayze... no, I think it was a Hummer.

said TeaFizz on September 16, 2008 11:33 AM.

wow talk about poor rhythm

said Angie on September 16, 2008 11:36 AM.

What the hell, just when you think you've seen it all. Do they have a name for this? Auto-eroticism?

said E on September 16, 2008 11:38 AM.

I've heard of dudes getting sports cars and such to compensate for the female companionship they aren't getting, this guy is just more literal about it.

Probably a safety hazard though. Hope hes using protection.

said E on September 16, 2008 11:41 AM.

Wonder if this incident will show up on a Carfax report?

said Baierman on September 16, 2008 12:38 PM.

What do you do when you come across a truck?
Wipe it off.

said E on September 16, 2008 1:00 PM.

He is doing it all wrong! With all of the choices why use the bumper? Exhaust Pipe, Gas Filler Neck (might cause scraping), in between the headrest and seat back , just cut a hole in the seat.

Um a yea, that is what I heard anyway. My friend told me about it, yea that's it, my friend told me!

said Jonniewalker on September 16, 2008 3:05 PM.

man what if that truck were a transformer?
imagine the pain that would ensue

said notjohndoe2 on September 16, 2008 3:59 PM.

What's the more appropriate lube here - KY or 10W30?

said E on September 16, 2008 4:26 PM.

I've found, I mean heard 20W50 works very nicely. It is hell on the fabric.

said Jonniewalker on September 16, 2008 5:00 PM.

Looks like he's trying to hump-start it.

said Friggan on September 16, 2008 6:14 PM.

Well, that was the grill....
But I think it's going to 'bug' his ex Herbie that he left him for a truck....

said sarcastic one on September 16, 2008 11:48 PM.

How'd you like to be the cop filling out the report on this. 'We observed the suspect humping a large, black, F350 w/o consent.'

That's got to be an interesting day at the office.

said E on September 17, 2008 2:12 AM.

I had no idea that people loved domestic vehicles that much anymore....
But somewhere in Detroit a group of upper management is standing up, cheering, and trying to figure out how to clone this guy...

said sarcastic one on September 17, 2008 8:14 AM.

His tire is flat and he needs a good jack.

said Don't Swayze Bro on September 17, 2008 2:47 PM.

The truck was low on oil.
The condoms were lubricated.
So he thought why not.

said Baierman on September 17, 2008 2:54 PM.

My dad told me the fundamentals of how a motor works: Suck, Bang, and Blow. I wonder which one that truck was doing.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 17, 2008 3:19 PM.

T----- was tired of feeling fucked over at the gas pump and decided to show Ford he was still boss...too bad he forgot to wait for the radiator to cool down first....

said sarcastic one on September 17, 2008 8:00 PM.
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