Plus this design makes nature's most eye pleasing achievement look scary and weird.

Folks the only people who would approve of making breasts less appealing are the same ones who think global warming doesn't exist.

Oh, and if this purely inspirational design isn't ridiculous enough, each breast cup has a reusable drink container which cuts down on your use of plastic water bottles and allows you to increase and decrease the size of your bust.
Just by swallowing.
Imagine walking into work a size DD and leaving a C cause you were thirsty.

Look, I know the solar powered bra is like a concept car - interesting in theory, but something I'll never, ever put my hands on. But if the fashion folks, especially lingerie makers like Triumph, really wanted to make our world more eco-friendly, they'd spend a lot more time doing what they're good at: making lingerie.

You know, the kind of garments that force us all to put down the things that use energy, in favor of spend more time creating our own.

That I'm all for.