Just wanted to send a happy shout out to Japan's Tomoji Tanabe who celebrates his 113th birthday today.
He's the oldest living person in the world folks and his secret is he doesn't drink alcohol.
Probably can't blow out the candles on his cake though.
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Happy 113th! Say hi to Bilbo!
Well at least he can gum his birthday cake.
Well... Happy B-day too.
But I'll keep drinking my beer... don't want to reach the 113 years...
I smell a John McCain joke brewing in here somewhere....
No new jokes needed... He's a joke himself...
You all are just Tanabe Wannabes.
Happy day Tanabe. Imagine how old you could be if you masterbated a lot like Ernest Borgnine.