How McCain REALLY served his time as a POW

We want Coca Cola now! Or the bear gets it.

Remember, Only YOU can prevent a Jewish uprising...

Ladies and gentlemen, the supporting cast of Hitler on ice.

Ve Velcome our Aryan brother... Heil Hitler!

Seriously though, that's a stuffed Bear. they probably just bombed a beer garten or something. The Russian translates as "Stuffed Bear Theme". To the German sense of humor, a picture like this is hilarious. They were probably sitting there thinking, "Years from now, long after we have been tried and executed for our war crimes, someone will see this picture and think it's a real bear. Schultz, quit smiling!"

The German version of "The Bull Moose Party"

Real Aryan woods. Real Aryan men. Real Aryan bear.

Nine Nazis and a guy in a polar bear suit walk into a bar.

Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."

So they shot him to death.

Germany's Second Amendment Right: To Arm Bears

Another example of How Not to Hide according to Monty Python.

Is my mind so dirty, or those two guys laying in the floor look like the first nazi-gay-couple in history?

your mind's just dirty LC. they're the first abercrombie models.

Baierman's ancestors gather for their yearly "Shit in the Woods" festival.

Hitler's final plan expands across all species when the Nazis capture Sasquatchstein.

"Nazis. I hate these guys."
Indiana Jones

But Pablo, did you see the look in their eyes? So is this how that supermodel style and look-like started?
Let's do some research, but if I'm not wrong, in the left we have Mr. Schiffer and in the right Mr. Klum.

Belgium. January, 1945 -- During the Siege of Bastogne, Nazi forces were huddled around a fire, trying to keep warm in the bitter cold. Temperatures in the Belgian forest that winter reached dangerous temperatures. Frostbite was common on both sides of the battle.

As the Axis troops were rubbing their exposed hands together and sharing cigarettes, a large bear waddled out of the woods. The Nazis panicked. They scrambled to grab automatic weapons to defend themselves against the bear. Right before the German troops opened fire, the bear stood up on his hind legs and flashed a Nazi salute. Some reports indicate the bear made a noise that could have been interpreted as a mumbled version of "Heil Hitler."

The Nazis lowered their weapons. Slowly, they approached the beast. The bear lowered his massive head to be patted and stroked. The Germans knew they had a bear sympathizer.

During the next few days, the bear -- who had come to be known as "Adalbert" -- assisted in securing the border of the Nazi camp. Adalbert was then named "Minister of Security" for the Bastogne encampment by General Heinrich Freiherr von Lüttwitz. The bear patroled the ground for another seven days. On the eighth day, the Nazi's and the bear found the time to pose for one picture. The only proof of Adalbert that exists.

Soon after, Allied troops broke through the Nazi ranks. Adalbert was shot in the head by Private Allan Konigsberg of Brooklyn New York. American soldiers enjoyed bear burgers for the next week and half.

Bombs shmobs, we got a fucking bear!

It was a real bear market back in those days....

Hitler's Second Solution. Failed in Beta.