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Getting Shot with Paintballs
Posted by Baierman

All I can say is Ouch.

And yes, that wasin the crack.


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Wow. Wow man. How fucking STUPID. That's the one thing I can't stand about paintballing - is getting hit. I even wear those stupid coveralls, and I still end up looking like Juanita Bynum the next day. Those things HURT! They break skin!! The ones that don't burst seem to do the most damage too... and he did this shit on purpose? Wow.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 2, 2008 1:51 PM.

So that's what it takes to get off Loyal 77 probation? Sorry you had to go through that, Leo...

said Dan on September 2, 2008 2:01 PM.

It looks like something off of Kenny VS. Spenny

said Angie on September 2, 2008 2:03 PM.

@Dan
Me?

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 2, 2008 2:34 PM.


Yeah you. Put that in the "99% of jokes that I throw out there that go bad" category.

What's missing here though is the combination of the two big videos at YBNBY today: someone getting shot with flaming paintballs...

said Dan on September 2, 2008 2:37 PM.

Dan, if I had any knowledge of CGI or after effects, I'd have that video for you. It'd be a winner.

PS - I think this is what the Palin family would like to do to that dude who knocked up their 17 year old.

said Baierman on September 2, 2008 2:46 PM.

Are you sure that's not Levi? Oops, no mullet...nevermind. And you meant the flaming paintballs right?

I did find this bit of idiocy youtube.com/watch?v=g7dJLFy-NYg

said Dan on September 2, 2008 3:00 PM.

Well isn't that special?

said Tim on September 2, 2008 3:01 PM.

Dan, actually your joke didn't go bad. The problem is my head that is working on 25% of its capacity today. Advice, don't mix Mexican and Australian food in the weekend.

But while I was on the Loyal 77 probation, I had worse than being shot with paintballs, you can trust me. Getting shot with paintballs is like a massage compared with the probation.

But that was good for me to learn: Never, ever, go on probation again.

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 2, 2008 3:02 PM.

You're probably right Baierman. I heard that's what happened to Sarah's brother-in-law.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 2, 2008 3:17 PM.

CLC, in the end, what was all that trouble with cops and helicopters last week?

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 2, 2008 3:23 PM.

Just a little misunderstanding gone wrong, that's all. People are too sensitive these days. The customer service lady at the cable company became offended when I explained how I'd love to to kick her in the teeth with flaming soccer cleats on. She called it a threat...blah blah blah.

Thanks for sending the two-headed attack cats my way. Between my N.W.A. CD, and those crazy ass cats - those cops never had a chance.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 2, 2008 3:56 PM.

You're always welcome, CLC.

But now I would wait for the customer service lady to get out of her office and give hear a real kick in her ass.
Man, they abuse us day by day and when we express our feelings they feel threatened? Kiss my ass...

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 2, 2008 4:18 PM.

hear = her

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 2, 2008 4:19 PM.
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