Finally, after years of spitting in the face of the worlds opinion, the US government is doing something to change its reputation.
In the most irritating way possible.
A few hours ago forgotten actress Fran Drescher became a US ambassador.
And what a perfect choice Fran is to make the world see the land of the free in a completely different light.
Under her new title, Ms. Drescher will raise awareness of women's issues, cancer awareness and detection, and patient empowerment and advocacy. (Christina Applegate was not available I guess.)
So rest easy citizens of the world, Ms. Drescher intends to bring her unique kind of annoyance humor to your barrio and slowly repair America's approval rating in your country, one grating laugh at a time.
God, America really needs your blessing.