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Clay Aiken + A Dude = Cornucopia of Hot Sex
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Clay Aiken is gay? What? You're saying the same guy who gave us the album "Measure of a Man" and starred on Broadway likes dudes? That's like saying Chuck Norris doesn't like kicking ass. I will not stand here while you make such wild accusations. This news has sent the world off balance. Let's assume that it is true. Let's go out on that limb. If Clay Aiken is gay, then what the hell am I doing with framed posters of him all over my apartment?
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This is devistating news Echo. I didn't see it coming. This would explain all of the wonderful make-up tricks and hair styles I stole from some of this pics.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 24, 2008 9:47 AM.

Just say the posters are for JW's benifit for when he comes over to make him feel more at home!

said Jonniewalker on September 24, 2008 10:20 AM.

Zing!

said Echowood on September 24, 2008 10:23 AM.

Perhaps you are more fabulous than you realize...

said TeaFizz on September 24, 2008 10:47 AM.

I'm always the scapegoat for Echo's devious proclivities. "That hamster and erotic asphyxiation station is Johnny's."

I'm still laughing Jonnie Walker. Well done.

For the record, this is SHOCKING news. Shocking. Like George Michael, Liberace, Freddy Mercury and Rob Halford, who could have seen this coming?

said Johnny Wright on September 24, 2008 10:50 AM.

I hate to break it to you, but Clay Aiken has been gay for some time. Everyone knew it. You knew it when you put those posters up.


Also, Lindsay Lohan is going out with a woman. I was excited, until I realized how ugly Samantha Ronson is. I'm sure there's some brilliant YBNBY entry you can come up with about that.

said kbk on September 24, 2008 1:02 PM.

Aiken is out.
Johnny, Echo, when are you two going to own up to your partnership.

Just kidding.
But not kidding.
But kidding.

said Dave on September 24, 2008 1:15 PM.

Dammit Dave...

said Johnny Wright on September 24, 2008 1:26 PM.

Nothing like a good Dammit Dave from Johnny to make me smile.

For the Record.

Johnny and Echo are the straightest sons of b's that I know.

Big pimpin baby.

said Dave on September 24, 2008 1:50 PM.

even before the bombshell announcement, elton john was quoted as telling clay aiken to "tone it down a bit"

said Senor Pablo on September 24, 2008 3:07 PM.

WHAT? I thought Clay Aiken was an old lesbian!

Then what the hell is Billie Jean King?

My whole world is turned upside down. Next thing you know, Joe Biden is going to expose to the world that he really is still breathing.

said Don't Swayze Bro on September 24, 2008 4:36 PM.

man that picture kinda makes me uncomfortable... think im gonna go lift some weights now or something.... i dunno

said notjohndoe2 on September 24, 2008 6:04 PM.

He's not gay. It is all just a publicity stunt to jumpstart his career. Oh, and get him some action Saturday night.

said nobody u know on September 24, 2008 6:06 PM.

Clay Aiken couldn't equal hot sex if he was filmed as an extra in an orgy scene featuring Jenna, Pamela Lee with Tommy and Brett, Kim K. with Reggie Bush, Ron Jeremy, Brangelina, and a carful of Vegas showgirls.

said sarcastic one on September 24, 2008 9:49 PM.

S.O. - I couldn't have said it better!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 25, 2008 12:46 PM.

CLC, that's a huge compliment coming from you!

said sarcastic one on September 25, 2008 10:14 PM.
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