This is a Tee Pee for your Pee Pee, not a Wig Wam for your Tom Tom.

Lawyer and Indian Chief leave room for the Doctor to join their pissing contest.

Businessman: "I'm SO screwed. The government just took over my Wall Street job. My retirement savings is gone. I lost my home. Everything I own is just vanishing right before my very eyes!"

Native American: "You don't say???"

Time Square Restroom 1973. By Ansel Adams.

'No, I most certainly did not drop that Wumpum!'

'Stop me if you've heard this one before. An Indian and a business man are in a restroom...'

To pee or not to pee (inside one's open briefcase)?

"Hey uh...Whitehorse? You uhhh... you guys still hiring out at the casino?"

Larry Craig, circa 1979.

Ha. Good one CLC. Larry would love this. George Michael might too come to think of it.

I don't think The Business Guy is a good addition to The Village People.

You stole my Village People joke, E... God damn....

Indian: "You white guys really call this thing a dick? Let me tell this one back in the village... no one will believe Sitting Bull..."

Ashamed of the "cultural differences" he just wanted to finish his peeing and rush back to his office and cry.

Businessman-Excuse me, can you help me with this.
Indian-How.

- See Jeronimo, I have this house I'm selling, and the mortgage fits right into your budget, and...

- Shut your face, pale skin. Jeronimo now owns your office.

This is where the weenies hang out.

Urine - or as we Indians call it, Maize.

Bill would never know if there was an actual Indian on the stall or if it was another illusion, like that house he bought weeks ago.

Apparently not all are European while they are in the bathroom.

- Jeronimo, if you don't mind... is this your axe's handle?

- Nope... But you can handle this if you wish.

Apparently it wasn't tears that were running down the face of the indian in that environment commercial.

Moments later Jim Morrison walked in and was caught in an awkward moment with his spirit guide

Sitting Bull and Sitting Duck

Big heap full bladder. Make golden stream fly like Eagle in breeze.

Clear proof that the Urinal Distance rule applies in all cultures.

"Hey Chief? Do you know what an Indian say first time he went into Pizza Hut? 'Who threw up on my fry bread?' Wait! What's this axe for?
**CHUNK**

The Indians changed they're mind and came back to Manhatten a little later.

- Say Chief, we divide our time line in two eras... B.C. and A.D.... How do you do it?

- We have four B.C.s.

- What do you mean four B.C.s?

- Simple: Before Columbus, Before Custer, Before Commodity.... And Before Costner!

"People pee on the floor. People can stop it." - Iron Eyes Cody 1979

I can't find the tag but i think it's 110 thread count.

Who put this coke on my pubic hair?

You know what? It IS fun to stay at the YMCA.

"And do you know," Jeronimo said, "there was a time in the history of this country when they used to shoot us just to get the feathers!"

in indian accent.

"not even WE have an herbal remedy that can cure that."

Late Olympic event, the international freestyle pissing competition.

The Cleveland Indians were really pissed at the team lawyer when they found out about 'retro day' at Yankee Stadium.

we will call you "Little Tool"

indian to guy.

"here's a feather, it'll make you pee faster."

'No, I would not like to smoke your peace pipe.'

Hey man, where's a good place to pick up Squaws in this neighborhood?

Admit it Kemosabe, you sold us out.

Javier really felt he found a niche with his new client, a Native American KISS cover band called 'The Reserved', and their new hit 'Havasupi Rock City'.

Moments after this photo was taken, the Indian lifted a heavy marble hydrotherapy fountain and, hurling it through a barred window, escaped to Canada.

I know i'm not the judge here but "No, I would not like to smoke your peace pipe." deserves to at least be in the running.

Nice one E

Mr T is ready to pity the foo' who told him this was a costume party.

Casual Friday at the YBNBY offices is only one of many high-end benefits.

One thing we have to give credit: Scaramouch is trying the hell to fit in America.

A new type of crime requires a new type of crimefighter. Thursdays, this Fall, Dennis Rodman and Judd Nelson star in 'Star Sky and Dutch'. Only on CBS.

While action-packed, the modern remake of 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' is really not as historically accurate as the original.

Geronimo always hated when he accidentally fulfilled a white guy's costume fetish....next time he was using the stall when he had to piss

No, I can't hook you up with the girl who plays Pocahontas at Disney World--we don't ALL know each other.

... and the last Lehman Brother's employee finishes up his business today as the building lease reverts back to its previous owners.

Pretending to be unaware of the media attention, philanthropists Bill Gates and Richard Branson get ready for another pissing contest.

Man With No Parachute sobbed uncontrollably while Gerry looked away and thought"Man, why did I have to stop for that venti Starbucks? This is soooo awkward. Then again, my Realtor told me my bid of 23 bucks was accepted..."

"Waaa.....It was here a second ago."

This guys obviously making a pit stop on his way to Chief Hosa lodge and campgrounds.

(Colorado/I-70 Joke. Tremendously subtle and clever it is too.)

Folks, let me tell you about when I hit rock bottom. I was hung over, late to work, at a urinal, and I thought I saw an Indian Chief taking a piss next to me.

guy as Senator Craig.

"Maybe his people will be more accepting." *Taps foot*

guy as Senator Craig.

"Maybe his people will be more accepting." *Taps foot*

(Whistling and thinking)
Hmmmm...that hedge fund the casino set up really did its job of upsetting the market...Little Feather was right. It's only a matter of days now before we can kick Trump's ass to some barren piece of land out West....oh--there's that twit (excuse me, 'highroller') from Lehman's---don't make eye contact with him...he'll want a comped weekend....

The Song of Hiawatha as interpreted by the Midtown Gay Men's Choir.