Tina wondered if anyone would notice her boob job--the dress was a little tighter now, no?

The Hustler wedding dress collection

Mr. and Mrs. Larry Flynn proudly announce the wedding of their daughter Jennifer to Joe Schmo.

What happens when you buy a dress at the Filene's sale...

C'mon now. How could that dress be made in white?

The Girls Next Door branch out into wedding planning...

She was so embarassed when she realized that she lost her top on the way to the reception.

Tammy was not going to be upstaged by Super Bowl Sunday--no matter what.

Flat chested Bertha was so happy to be one of the first to buy Victoria Secret's WonderGown. She felt it really made her bosom stand out.

Little did we know that her older sister, pictured here on the left, was outlining her manifesto in her mind even during the festivities of the day.

Catering by Hooters $1500
Dress by Kendra $2500
Boobs by Dr 90210 $8000
The look on the ex-boyfriends' faces Priceless

I had to do something outrageous to take the attention off my transgendered father's choice to wear a black dress to my wedding!

How did my wedding picture get on here?

When do the photos get posted that the photographer on the right side of the picture with the big-ass lens kept for himself?

We let him keep those and he gave us a big, deep discount.

This is going to be a titillating wedding.

Dammit Leo. That one was good.....how much are you paying that tutor?

Shelly Parton's dress succeeded to show up what his fiancé Lika Moore Tittus loved the most: her beautiful smile.

The evening gown is from the Jackson-Timberlake collection.

Looks like my tuition is being worth the price... But I can't take all the credits for this caption to myself. I learned the "titillating" word here, on that Breast Energy Source post by Miss C., from the missing L-77er Trailwaze... Could never forget it.

By the way, anyone has heard of him?

Lisa felt honored to wear Grandma Gypsy Rose's dress on her big day

The first photo shoot after the Playboy-Brides magazine merger...

Joe was always a breast man.

Winners of the YBNBY (all expenses paid) wedding contest...Johnny Wright designed the dress....Miss C catered the bacon feast...Scara took the pictures

The bride wore a bacon bra....but the groom got a bit, uh, hungry, on the way to the reception.

The bride stepped away from the reception line to take an urgent call from Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream. A lucrative offer awaited.

{insert movie trailer voice}

In a world that is always changing...

Where real-estate and the real state never match...

There's only one person to save us!

Elvira, the Mistress of the White. And her sidekick "the Faithful Realtor".

Coming soon, in a cinema near to your home. If bankruptcy doesn't arrive first!

Something old....grandma's dress
Something new...the bride's breasts
Something borrowed...the necklace everyone is staring at
Something blue...the groom's balls (and the photographer's....and the limo driver's)

JW---White Chocolate Wedding Cake, right?

Wedding sponsored by PETA

I would think that would be appropriate.

Boob job + Bottle Vodka + Duck Tape = Great Wedding Pictures

The duck tape is really going to leave a mark when that dress gets ripped off.

Glenda the Good Witch falls on hard times, conducts impromptu topless urinalysis for cash. Available for professional sports organizations, machinist unions and wedding parties.

Josie was so tired of men making eye contact with her...they were going to notice her tits for a change, dammit!

Sarah was making the most of her Rumspringa before she had to head back to the farm....

It's the first time I see a wedding dress with air bags included...

Later in the marriage, when Jim would ask 'Why did I marry you again?'
Karen would pull out the wedding photos to remind him.

Heads rolled at the NSA after it was discovered the 3rd most wanted Alkida terrorist was missed during a recent photo analysis.

Bob regretted complaining that he'd have to wait all day to see his bride naked.

Of course I still fit in my old wedding dress... I'm just a little huger, but the dress fits perfectly... see?

This pic reminds me of the first rule for the internet pornography.

Somewhere, somehow, someone is jerking off to this photo.

At least this one has one good reason (or two) to make the web's lone rangers to say "hi-ho Silver"...

Does this dress make my ass look big?

I think it's a mosquito bite... I slept flat titted yesterday, and I woke up this morning looking like boobzilla...

- Here she comes -- said her mamma proudly -- but please, don't stare at her boobs. She's so ashamed that they are like two tiny little pumpkins...

He told us she was a librarian, but I'm not buying it....I have a sneaking suspicion that she's a dancer....

Bobbi regretted booking the reception at the Hustler club--their dress code was too strict for her

Tonight on Catering Mix-ups: To Serve Breasts.

Only on Bravo.

The Mother of the Bride felt that the groom's attire was inappropriate for the occasion.

She's really naked. This is a Diesel pic.

It's the premiere night of the new Fox Films + Buttman spin-off from The X-Files:
The XXX Files - When Fucks Molder met Dana Scummy

Her boobs got Rick-rolled at the reception.

Staci was glad she spent so much time at the gym toning her upper arms for the strapless gown...

Bambi was relieved that her dress survived the pre-wedding catfight

Candee thought, "All I need to know in life, I learned at Mardi Gras"

The ideal political ticket....encompassing views of the left and right...

Hollywood's abuzz in anticipation of the latest Jerry Zucker spoof movie, The Princess Dairies.

Most of the guests left the reception once the groom serenaded his new bride and her family with a rousing rendition of 'Thanks for the Mammaries'.

Everyone goes into marriage with the breast intentions.

Stifler's Mom! Stifler's Mom!!

"Shes got BOOBS, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
Shes holdin BOOBS wonderin how to feel them.
Would you get behind them if you could only find them?
Shes my baby, shes my baby,
Yeah, its alright.

Shes got hair down to her fanny.
Shes kinda jet set, try undo her panties.
Everytime shes DRESSEN she knows what to do.
Everybody wants to see if she can use it.
Shes so fine, shes all mine,
Girl, you got it right.

Shes got BOOB, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
Shes got a dime all of the time,
Stays out at night movin through time.
Oh, I want her, said, I got to have her,
The girl is alright, shes alright."

That's Uncle Tony getting in his limo in the back ground. He's headed for the reception early to get in line for the "Brides" dance.

limo must have crashed, the air bags deployed

Is that the groom or the breast man?

Cell phones get more coverage.