I was looking through our back archive, and came upon this goodie, and thought it was worth resurrecting for the new generation of YBNBY readers. Hey, it's not a repeat if it's new to you.
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Moo Goo Gai Poon.
If her ass was a Chinese Restaraunt, I would order the Poo Poo Platter.
Li Ming knew that the best way to get the porn director's attention was to send him a picture of herself with a mouthful of meat
When Jia Li changed the picture on her online dating profile the responses flooded her inbox.
Mulan knew she could make Clay Aiken realize he was straight if he would just give her a chance....
What's on the menu?
Shaved beef curtains.
What are you in the mood for?
Tuna Tacos.
Sheeit, furburger, whisker biscuit, hair pie, eating at the y, beaded clams... I got a million of them.
Oops - Bearded Clams. My apologies.
Sometimes they are beaded.
"For some reason, I got a surprise visit last night from Lindsay Lohan, Sandra Bernhard, and Madonna...."
What's condiments go with this dish?
Just use a little vinegar and water.
'Damn, this food just talked to me.'
'What'd it say?'
'More T! More T!'
The Japanese have a different take on pornography than most of the Western world.
Demand for pastrami has skyrocketed ever since George Costanza left Tokyo.
I am eating dinner.
I thought she meant whole when she told me she'd eat the mutton hole.
Me so hungry.
Lucy Liu wished that E had not taken that picture of her the only time they had gone out to dinner....she was creeped out by the idea that he pleasured himself every time he looked at it...so much so that she considered becoming a vegan to erase the heebie jeebie feeling she got every time she walked through the meat department at the supermarket.
That was a slice of liver from Alexander Portnoys fridge btw.
Midori always had good luck getting dates on Ladies Night at Tang's Sushi Bar.
Gillian finally had photo evidence of her girlfriend's tendency to use too much teeth.
For lesbians everywhere, KFC is introducing their Fish Taco chicken breasts.
No one ever knew why the dog next door stopped shittin in their yard, they were just thankful for it.
Are you still a lesbian if you fry it first?
what i don't get is why no lady friend has ever told me I was eating it wrong.
Umm, does this make me a cannibal?
General Tsnatch's Chicken
How Susan lost her libido.
Beaver is considered a delicacy in some Asian countries.
CLC - I'm rolling!
Yeah I liked that too CLC.
CLC's is game-set-match. I'd be shocked if that one could be topped. That's checkmate.
I tender the remainder of my time to the gentlewoman, CLC.
That was a one-timer, too. Way to make it count.
Nice job, CLC.
Thanks guys...
E - I broke S.O.'s first rule when I read "Sheeit, furburger, whisker biscuit, hair pie, eating at the y, beaded clams... I got a million of them."
What's the rule? Isa confuzed.
http://forum.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2008/09/the-rules-of-ybnby.html