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"We will look back on this moment and realized we peaked way too soon."
Moon over pair-a-dorks.
Jane didn't realize the reason her hair was blowing in the wind until they developed the pictures.
Proud of the fact that they had finally cornered the elusive 'Thomas the Travelling Shithead', Jeni and Angie could now continue the search for their beloved compatriot, Dave.
Where's Waldo?
it scrary up her dont let us fall the watre.... ahhhh fraid of hites ahhh.
Wow, we're so high up that you can see the moon during the day!
tim; lest i don\t luk lik a dam monk'e.
assl.
Marta and Claire were relieved when their tour guide cancelled the para-gliding excursion over Moon River.
aaahhh we gona jump in drity water thts wi we have helmits. aaaaaaaahhh!
Stopped before the summit by a large, impassable crack, they made the most of the scenic vista their trip afforded them.
prolly lesbians.
A leaf! A leaf! My kingdom for a leaf!
First National Bandstand, now the Grand Canyon. Who will stop the T-Birds from mooning America?
Oil commodities traders regularly travel to Venezuela's Whiteass River to see if the gas crack spread was really as large as widely believed.
Mary and Jane wonder how long it will be before Johnny figures out there isn't a rock shaped like an AT-AT up here...
While not exactly what they had in mind when they signed up for the "Bareback Canyon Tour," they made the most of it.
Thelma and Louise II - Mtn Bike Boogaloo.
We'll have to make sure to complain to the park management. I stuck a coin in the slot for those binoculars over there and didn't see a thing!
Only with HD do you get the whole picture...
Suicide bombers at the 3rd Annual Tree Hugging rally.
Dan made me laugh out loud with the "large, impassable crack"!
No butts about it, the West is the best.
Damn Ass Cricekets... It itches like hell.
Cycling The Grand Canyon - By Seymour Butts.
Jeni and Britney weren't aware that Thomas was about to shoot them with his Weapon of Ass Destruction.
A theenk a'l have pravacy heer to drop ma loud - Thomas thought. - Darn, weeres' ma tolet paper?
"I got your canyon right over here, ladies!"
Damn, I asked you to take a picture from the Grand Canyon, not the ground canon.
Jenny was glad to be out in the country, away from the city. Out where her job as a proctologist would not follow her...
The only reason they are smiling is that the wind is blowing in the other direction.
DAM i kep lokin at the comnts. and didnt notce the ass in the pikur. dam funney. now i no were leo got his foto.
put a mexicun bir in his moth and yo have leos foto.
smrt ass leo mexicun.
I'm not Mexican, pal. I was at a Mexican Food Restaurant. You know what a restaurant is?
And my ass is not snow white like yours on the pic, put a little colour in it. Nice try. ;)
I noticed that you didn't have any problem spelling 'lesbians', Thomas. Any explanation?
ya i no wat a restrant is. i tuk yor mom too won. i no wat a mowtel is too i tuk yor mom to won after.
ohhhhhh leo mom ohhhhhh!
i lik mexicn moms.
evrbuddy cn spel lesbians.
ohhh leos mom ohhhhh lesbianssssss
hahahahahah... Thomas... Now I know why mom said she was never going to have sex again... it was a traumatizing experience, she said...
She told it was the worst sex of her life. And you gave her ass crickets... She took a long time to get rid of them.
I think you should see a doctor before your ass falls on the ground.
Tim, weren't you going to send a guy to see Thomas?
Is his shack too hard to find or does he live in a trailer and has no license to park in trailer's parking lots?
Apparently Thelma and Louise stepped into the middle of a "Who's got a bigger crack" competition......
Top 5, BD!
Sometimes I think you are the real Bigus Dickus...
Leo - Hold on, I'll ask my guards ...
i don no wat ass crikits ar.
but i glad yo admit i poke yor mom.
ooooh leo mom. oh tommy. oh leo mom.
yo dun. lready tommy.
yep.
Kids, say no to crack. Get high on life.
New novelty bike rack fails to impress
Where is Jeni??? Where is everyone?
Finally! I was wondering when Thomas was going to notice why this picture is in play.
i don lik fiting. i jus wan frend.
som of yo ar mene.
tat mayk me mene. an i mayk leo cry.
lyke i mayk him moma cry. oh tommy ohhhhhh!
ooohhh leo moma ohhhhhhh.
Me no like fite to Thomas. Me wanna be freinds.
You just don't know how much I'm laughing here. Darn. You are as fun as hell.
Dave, if you are playing this Thomas thing upon us, let me tell you... Don't stop. Come back as Dave, but don't kill Thomas...
I'm here, Angie.
Leo - OK, here's the scoop.
Louie left Sunday morning to take care of the clip. It appears that the mezzofinook was easy to spot. He was sitting in a nest made of half-eaten dictionaries gira diment; waving a wand while singing, 'i haz got a hozpyp, i haz got a hozpyp!'.
Louie left for a moment to visit the car. He came back heavy, but the chiacchierone was gone. Everything was cleaned up, and Dave was there to reassure Louie that waste management had the situation under control. He told Louie that the guy was a mortadella, and that he would personally take care of it. When Louie insisted on taking out the strunzo, Dave pulled capo and told him he wanted to eat alone.
Louie returned Monday thinking the spring cleaning was done. Obviously, we need to follow up on this ... I'm afraid Dave might be in the wind.
Goatse returns!
We surely have to follow up on this. If Dave is in the wind we might take an action fast.
Thanks for the report Tim.
Uh, Thomas, my mom took a picture of you before she left the motel.
http://www.uhull.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/79638798.jpg
Booty Base Jumping
"What was weird about the Grand Canyon was my pants fell down."
I admit, I didn't notice what was going on in the background at first and was confused as to why the picture was posted. My apologies Miss C. You are wise.
Miss C. - Tommy Boy isn't alone. I just figured out there was some ass tucked off in the corner too!
Hey Shaq! Tell me how MY ass taste!
...or maybe that's Dave telling the Suns to kiss his ass.
Hey Thomas, I can see Uranus on that photo!
Nice to see all three cracking a smile.
im no dave
i liv in nevada by dave.
dave wz my loyer untl he dide.
he showd me ths sit.
i don no wat to sa.
pls leo i catn se the dam pichur.
Took me a good 15 seconds of looking at the picture wondering "what the heck is wrong with it?" Make's Tim's "Where's Waldo?" response that much more brilliant!
Ob-caption: After hours of biking they finally found where NASA got their "moon rocks."
Tommy Boy, just copy this URL: http://www.uhull.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/79638798.jpg
and paste it in your explorer address bar.
Took me a good 15 seconds of looking at the picture wondering "what the heck is wrong with it?" Make's Tim's "Where's Waldo?" response that much more brilliant!
Ob-caption: After hours of biking they finally found where NASA got their "moon rocks."
Dan - Thank you. It's nice to be appreciated.
... and thanks again.
Tim, look at Thomas' pic. The link is on a comment above.
Give it to your thugs and ask them to keep watching, and if they spot him on the streets, they might capture him and take him to the UNNA's HQ for a questioning.
CLC - I see what you did there. That's one more against.
Leo - It's as good as done.
CLC - "I just figured out there was some ass tucked off in the corner too!"
Where do you work?
mi siter hlped me pot my pichur.
ani wimmin intrestid.
Well right now, I'm a black market baby salesman until I finish school. After that I'll be a Certified Lumberjack (that's where the real money is). Why do you ask?
Looking at Tommy's picture I figured out that he is even uglier than the picture I posted above.
CLC - Just wondering what kind of place you worked at that there would be "ass tucked off in the corner".
yo shold tak about ugle.
yo luk lik yor dady is mexican sadom husane.
yo lok lik uda husane.
ha ha ha ha.
Hey Tommy, ironic that your sister 'Claire' posted a profile for you right about the time I posted a caption above using the names Marta and Claire.
C'mon, Echo, you can be more original than that ...
I think I saw yhis picture before. Maybe in fugly.com
Leo, I've seen it before as well. Still looking ...
HAHAHA! Tim, that's just the Long Beach, CA in me :-)
Live action Assy McGee: An Albutt Family Mystery.
Tim - "CLC - I see what you did there. That's one more against."
I just saw that. One more against me??
CLC - for the Suns comment.
That crazy Uncle of mine! Every time I take a picture he does his goofy Ace Ventura impersonation. What a card.
Oh. It wasn't a shot at you Tim. Honest. The picture looks as if it was taken at the Grand Canyon. In Arizona. And...well...that's where the Phoenix Suns are. That's all. I was too lazy to type D-E-V-I-L-S (after the word "Sun") when I originally wrote it. No hard feelings? [batting my long lashes]
tim be nic to hr or il be pised.
You should always be nice to Human Resources.
pist like i pSSSSST in his ear?
Pisé - Clay, earth, or gravel beaten down until it is solid and used as a building material for floors and walls.
Apparently he's threatening to ground himself up into building material, ie. threatening to make himself actually useful.
no lik pist of mad.
so yo lik my pichure.
paul tring to be smrt.
ha ha ha
ha ha ha
not fun'e..
id be pist if someone pssst in my ear
anje mut be in to crzy stuf.
that hot smotims.
yo think i hot anje.
The ascent was arduous, the view from the summit spectacular, but the strange bike racks at the edge of the gorge left the girls most puzzled.
Paul - nicely stated.
CLC - Actually, being from Phoenix, I'm a Suns fan. That's why I was paying close attention ... and also why I give you so much grief about the Lakers.
They rode their bikes to the edge of the cliff and made skidmarks, though not necessarily in that order.
It's all in fun Tim. My high school boyfriend actually used to play for the SDs - and I'd give him a hard time too. So we're still cool?
Yeah baby, we're cool.
Damnit Steve! I told you to wink your blue eye at the camera, not your brown eye!
Jane is addicted to crack!