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We had fun with the democratic ticket, now for the republicans. This photo didn't turn out at all like it should have. From Neurotopia.

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This is what happens when you take all that viagra. Good thing he's gonna stand behind a podium tonight.

said E on September 4, 2008 1:12 PM.

The man has no class. Doesn't he know it's impolite to point. Grabbing your erect crotch and yelling isn't very refined either for that matter.

said E on September 4, 2008 1:30 PM.

Is he retarded to mommy?

said phatlard on September 4, 2008 1:31 PM.

...3 minutes later...

Agent: "Okay, and what do you call your yourselves?"

McCain: "The Aristocrats!"

said Paul on September 4, 2008 1:39 PM.

Piper: Grandma, I mean Mom, that man is scaring me.

Palin: It's okay honey he's harmless.

said Baierman on September 4, 2008 1:41 PM.

It's a miracle! McCain can lift his hands up over his shoulder.

said Baierman on September 4, 2008 1:42 PM.

The only conceivable scenario under which the Democrats win the Presidency.

said Don't Swayze Bro on September 4, 2008 1:52 PM.

McCain is penis fencing!

said tschilao on September 4, 2008 1:56 PM.

"Mommy look! If it was just three inches longer it'd be just like Daddy's!"

said Tim on September 4, 2008 1:57 PM.

"Palinti? I've got your palinti right here ..."

said Tim on September 4, 2008 1:58 PM.

"Uhhh ... uh-huh. You said ween her."

said Tim on September 4, 2008 2:00 PM.

Paul, that was a hilarious caption.

said Scaramouch on September 4, 2008 2:01 PM.

Paul - funny as hell man!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 2:03 PM.

"Green Screen THIS you BITCHES!!"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 2:06 PM.

[Palin to kid]

"Honey, this is your new daddy now"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 2:08 PM.

Piper: "Mommy,what's he doing?"
Palin: "He's playing pretend sweetie. Right now he's Barack Obama"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 2:12 PM.

Yeah, The Aristocrats is going to be hard to top!

said Miss Cellania on September 4, 2008 2:13 PM.

"Biden! You 'ole salt. I see you trying the get an upskirt shot."

said Tim on September 4, 2008 2:13 PM.

McCain: "I got your CHANGE right here Sugar Tits!!"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 2:13 PM.

Aha! CLC, "pretending he's Obama" is a killer!

said Miss Cellania on September 4, 2008 2:14 PM.

hahahaha... that was funny CLC...

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 4, 2008 2:14 PM.

"He really is going to fuck us over; isn't he Mommy?"

said Tim on September 4, 2008 2:16 PM.

"...that's not fair mom! How come HE gets two Jello cups!!"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 2:17 PM.

Hey, you there. Come here and answer me: WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!?!

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 4, 2008 2:17 PM.

McCain: "Ooouuch"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 2:22 PM.

"I know that I'm at the head of the class, Mom, but this is ridiculous!"

said Tim on September 4, 2008 2:22 PM.

McCain: "Giggidy-giggidy-Gig-gi-DY!!"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 2:25 PM.

Sorry Piper, but mommy's beliefs say you must now carry it to term, get married, and name it something silly like 'Charm or Gospel.'

said Mikey on September 4, 2008 2:28 PM.

I didn't know that McCain also has the same strand of penis cancer the Australian pastor had...

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 4, 2008 2:31 PM.

Piper: "Mr. McCain asked me to touch his monkey. Can I play with the monkey, Mom?"

Palin: "You need to have a talk with your sister."

said Tim on September 4, 2008 2:32 PM.

Thanks for the nomination....and now.....Penis Fencing!

said Bigus Dickus on September 4, 2008 2:32 PM.

McCain: "We have a WINNER!!! Bob, tell him what he's won!"

[announcer] "Well John he's won a date with the single and very available Ms. Piper Palin!!"

Piper: "Mommy, I'm scared"

Palin: "Don't worry sweetie, you can't get pregnant yet."

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 2:35 PM.

Piper: "Mommy, it was MY turn to play with the microphone!"

Palin: "Be nice baby, and let him play with it. He'll be dead in a few weeks and you can have the mic all to yourself, okay?"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 2:40 PM.

'You need to go to your room now honey. Mommy's gonna ride the 'straight talk express' for a little bit.'

said E on September 4, 2008 2:48 PM.

McCain: "100 people surveyed. Top 5 answers are on the board. Piper ... name another word for 'Sister'."
Piper: "Slut"
McCain: "Survey says: 'Slut'!"

DING!

said Tim on September 4, 2008 2:53 PM.

Nice one Tim.

said E on September 4, 2008 3:00 PM.

"Mom, why is Uncle John playing 'Vietnamese Labor Camp' again?"

said Tim on September 4, 2008 3:02 PM.

Piper honey you just let mommy finish "talking into the microphone" and we'll go out for some nice polar bear steaks!

said Dan on September 4, 2008 3:02 PM.

'It's called priapus honey - a condition defined by prolonged erections in the absence of sexual stimuli, known to be a rare side effect to the use of Viagra. '

said E on September 4, 2008 3:03 PM.

God Bless America, and God Bless My Magnificent Cock!

said E on September 4, 2008 3:05 PM.

Piper: "Is it really fun to stay at the YMCA, Mommy?"
McCain: "Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground ..."

said Tim on September 4, 2008 3:06 PM.

"Hey, you! In the front row! What's your name? Congrats, you'll be Palpatine's VP after I kick it!"

said Dan on September 4, 2008 3:09 PM.

It's been black like this ever since I had that "quality time" with the AT-AT.

said Dan on September 4, 2008 3:11 PM.

'It's called an erection honey. Men get them when they are excited. I can't tell you any more except 'abstain'. Also, don't talk to your sister ever again.'

said E on September 4, 2008 3:12 PM.

An acceptance speech don't mean a thing if it aint got that 'schwing'.

said E on September 4, 2008 3:14 PM.

"Hey, Ridgey, it could have been you up here with me if you had just 'talked to little Johnny!'"

said Dan on September 4, 2008 3:17 PM.

'Mommy, when did the capacity of 72 year old men to sustain richer, stronger, more satisfying, erections become a campaign issue?'

said E on September 4, 2008 3:23 PM.

Rumor of Dave's attendance at the Republican National Convention cause different people to react in different ways.

said Tim on September 4, 2008 3:25 PM.

"Sweetie, this is how you become a presidential running mate.
Now its very important to remember to work the shaft AND the balls."

said Frank the Tank on September 4, 2008 3:26 PM.

"Yes dear, Daddy does the same thing to my penis all the time."

said Frank the Tank on September 4, 2008 3:27 PM.

John McCain's hurtful taunting regarding his wife's age reached a climax shortly after Sarah Palin's acceptance speech.

said Tim on September 4, 2008 3:30 PM.

Here, we observe the strange behavior of the elderly American male during his 'Trophy Wife Exchange' phase of life.

said Tim on September 4, 2008 3:34 PM.

Where's that crawling lady from Obama's picture? I have what she was looking for right here in my hands!

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 4, 2008 3:36 PM.

I'll help you find your dolly later, dear. Right now I have to earn this spot on the ticket.

said Jeff on September 4, 2008 3:37 PM.

"He's really nice mommy. He said he's gonna give you a pearl necklace!"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 3:37 PM.

Yes honey, but he's going to a Pearl Diving tonight in our swimming pool. I hope he doesn't get stuck like that guy from Palahniuk's story.

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 4, 2008 3:40 PM.

Colour our world blackened!

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 4, 2008 3:45 PM.

McCain: "...and I wanna give a shout-out to my homie LEVI!! Whaddup PLAYA!"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 3:49 PM.

Palin: "...okay sweetie, you have to pay attention if you want to learn this the right way. First, you have to lick your lips like this..."

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 3:56 PM.

Tina Fey showcasing her new skills in political porn.

said Bigus Dickus on September 4, 2008 4:03 PM.

"Okay sweetie, Mr. McCain is getting ready to drill for oil okay?"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 4:07 PM.

'He's just showing the convention what he means by Head of State, dear.'

said E on September 4, 2008 4:08 PM.

"Mommy Bristol said SHE would show me!!"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 4:18 PM.

Piper: "Mommy why is Uncle Johnny so scared?"
Palin: "It's because he sees the Grim Reaper honey"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 4:29 PM.

[in a whisper]

"...seven days"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 4:31 PM.

Nice CLC. Bit of the truth, no? He's kind of looking like Darth Vader at the end of Return of the Jedi after he takes off his helmet. Less than fresh.

said E on September 4, 2008 4:32 PM.

Piper: "... I see dead people"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 4:33 PM.

E - nice analogy. He does have the "not so fresh" look about the face... as always. I'm impressed that none of the lesions showed up.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 4:38 PM.

Clearly he thinks this convention is going to have a 'happy ending'.

said E on September 4, 2008 4:38 PM.

'How many feminists does it take to run for VP?'
'How many?'
'Two. One to bomb people, the other to suck my dick!'

said E on September 4, 2008 4:42 PM.

Oh shit! That was comment 69! Roll over John it's your turn now.

said E on September 4, 2008 4:43 PM.

[McCain at a press conference]

"I'll make this quick... Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you."

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 4:50 PM.

Zombie Porn II - John McCain Boogaloo.

said E on September 4, 2008 4:55 PM.

"Mommy, what's a Bucket List? I saw your name on it."

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 4:57 PM.

[McCain to Obama] "My black cock is bigger! I should know....I founded the support group for it!"

said Bigus Dickus on September 4, 2008 4:57 PM.

McCain's new slogan - The Grampa Tubesteak Express.

said E on September 4, 2008 4:57 PM.

Beat this, Obama!

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 4, 2008 5:02 PM.

'Yes the VP is in, but she can't come to the phone right now shes got my dick in her mouth.'

said E on September 4, 2008 5:06 PM.

'I'm old and I'm gonna die soon so come over here and suck my dick', doesn't strike me as the suavest pickup line, but hey, whatever works I guess.

said E on September 4, 2008 5:17 PM.

"...I told you to stand back sweetie, that thing will put your eye out"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 4, 2008 5:20 PM.

CLC: "First, you have to lick your lips like this..."

You move a little farther up the list every day, babe.

said Tim on September 4, 2008 5:40 PM.

Da-yumn. Right their at the convention. Girls a freak. Who's he gonna nominate for Sec. of State, Christy Canyon?

said E on September 4, 2008 5:55 PM.

McCain : Look! More Zombies!...Uhhhh I Mean...Holy Shit! Zombies!!!

said Sheriff Pablo on September 4, 2008 5:57 PM.

C'mere Ruth Bader Ginsberg! I Got somethin' for ya!

said Sheriff Pablo on September 4, 2008 6:01 PM.

Sarah Palin: "Okay, honey. Do exactly what Bristol showed you."

said Jimmy on September 4, 2008 6:12 PM.

New McCain slogan - McCain, Every Inch a Gentleman.

said E on September 4, 2008 6:14 PM.

If the Obama lovers are dumb enough to vote for someone that is pretty, can talk good and have absolutely no experience, I can top that with someone that is prettier, talks better, and has more experience.

If they want something black that smells like Michelle Obama, I can top that too.

said Coonery on September 4, 2008 6:16 PM.

"And now we cup the balls for added stimulation."

said Paul on September 4, 2008 6:44 PM.

What do you mean, XYZ?

said sarcastic one on September 4, 2008 6:53 PM.

What does an airplane do? Is that a trick question? They crash...that's why I take the bus...

said sarcastic one on September 4, 2008 6:55 PM.

Eight years of Bush....here's some dick to change things up....

said sarcastic one on September 4, 2008 6:56 PM.

As a lifelong member of the Corny Collins Fan Club, John McCain took great pride in informing people 'Hey baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!'.

said Tim on September 4, 2008 6:57 PM.

What do you mean 'there's already been a Bush and Dick ticket'? Crap....I should have picked Romney for VP...at least he was qualified...I just don't like the way Cindy looks at him...especially since those Mormons can have more than one wife---I've seen that Big Love show....

said sarcastic one on September 4, 2008 6:59 PM.

You're right--I AM a DOM!!!! Not only am I member (heehee--I said member) but I'm going to be the President!!!

said sarcastic one on September 4, 2008 7:02 PM.

Bob Dole---hey, look--I hold mine with my left hand, too!!! Yay Pfizer!!!!

said sarcastic one on September 4, 2008 7:03 PM.

Cindy---c'mere--Sarah said she's got a monster at home and she'll show us how to use ours later!!!!!

said sarcastic one on September 4, 2008 7:08 PM.

Phantom of the Opera looks a little different than I remember it.

said E on September 4, 2008 7:13 PM.

"I know you want to help mommy, Sweetie, but these are 'big person' diapers..."

said Buford on September 4, 2008 7:13 PM.

i like the phantom one, ooh point!

said notjohndoe2 on September 4, 2008 7:56 PM.

I read the text of McCain's speech a little earlier. While it was largely free of historical and geopolitical solecisms, I did notice the occasional boner.

said E on September 4, 2008 8:06 PM.

In an untypically pandering move to the sci-fi crowd, McCain recreates 'the point' from Invastion of the Body Snatchers.

said E on September 4, 2008 9:05 PM.

My Friends, now more than ever our nation stands at a crossroads. One road leads to appeasement and failure, the other road leads to MY PENIS!

said E on September 4, 2008 9:23 PM.

BTW, if McCain gets elected and I end up in Guantanamo, remember to pour a little malt liquor for your fallen homie.

said E on September 4, 2008 9:33 PM.

And I promise to you, that if I win the erection, uuuhhhh, I mean, election...

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 4, 2008 9:40 PM.

We face many dangerous threats in a dangerous world, yet my penis shall comfort thee.

said E on September 4, 2008 10:52 PM.

And it was then that John McCain's dream came true as he spotted the poster of Sarah Palin in a patriotic bikini holding a rifle.

said Paul on September 4, 2008 11:26 PM.

but mom...Just take his f**king candy, just like mommy did!!

said Kay on September 5, 2008 6:05 AM.

Piper: "What's he doing mommy?"

Palin: "We're playing pretend again sweetie. This time, he's Bill and I'm Monica"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 5, 2008 9:33 AM.

"Drill, baby, drill!"

said LaCindy on September 5, 2008 11:41 AM.

Mommy, What's a degenerate?

Shut up honey, mommy is interviewing for a new job.

said Wicked on September 5, 2008 2:56 PM.

Palin: You did a good job dear.

McCain: Limbaugh, Your daughter is next!

said Wicked on September 5, 2008 2:59 PM.

Looks like a cross promotion for Viagra and "To Catch a Predator".

said Ed on September 7, 2008 4:00 AM.

"I see 'pretty much dead' people. Do you see him, Mommy?"

said Anon on September 8, 2008 4:13 PM.

McCain introduces his platform to appeal to the FLDS vote.

said Joe on September 9, 2008 11:50 PM.

McCain further secures the white woman vote.

said JD on September 12, 2008 1:03 AM.
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