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OMG! What are THEY doing at the local swingers club?
I'm down here looking for the change Obama keeps talking about....
*sigh* "Obama's doing his 'seafood' joke ...AGAIN!"
I just heard Barack tell the Bidens about Michelle's B.O.B. collection....he said something about rabbits and dolphins and beavers...oh my!
"Oh. My. GOD!!! I can't believe it!!! The cast of The Jeffersons are here!!! Right in my favorite booth, too!!!"
Oof! You'd think the party of the working folk would have a little more class than to just go 'Here's your tip! Bark for me girl. Ha ha ha!' and throw a few coins on the ground...
Hillary "Maybe if I get down on my hands and knees and beg he'll reconsider...Bill told me it worked for Monica...and Gennifer...."
Would you believe this guy?
"from here you can see a black Bush".
"Tip on the ground" and "looking for change" tickled me the most so far!
From the comments at the original story, “I’ve just replaced their coffee with Folger’s Crystals. Let’s see if they notice.” just fits so well.
Geez....the things my mom had to do to get the cabinet post.....
"That's TURKEY bacon on his plate - not PORK bacon"
Just wait until the laxatives on their food start working... You'll see what funny really means.
(looking at Michelle's expression)
"...My husband never asks for a second cup"
PHEW!!! That guy must have had the cabbage and chili!
Sandra "Sandy" Yoder, star of Mutual of Omaha's Political Kingdom, is careful to remain just out of the striking range of a pack of wild Democrats.
"See! He's talking! And he has food in his mouth! He's not fit to be President! And what are Biden's elbows doing on the table?!"
Repentant woman bows in the presence of God.
A historic moment today in West Virginia where IHOP finally allowed blacks and whites to eat pancakes together.
Yup, Bruno Magli shoes all right. Quick, call OJ, I think we've found the real killer!
Yes, that's arugula on his plate. Out-of-touch elitist!
Look at that! They push me to the ground, and five seconds later are acting like nothing happened...
Well here we are folks... As you can see, even though I just picked that 5 day old french fry up from underneath this here table... B. O. is trying so hard to make some friends, that he is throwing aside the "five second rule" just to earn brownie points...
Madeleine Albright tried to tell them she wasn't the maid but they didn't seem to care.
"We're live with the Obama campaign here in Hollywood, where the candidate's wives are being briefed on the details of Senator Biden's VP appointment. Stay tuned ... for the season premiere of 'Wife Swap'. "
CHANGE.
Because when Obama's done with you that's all you will have.
Once again Obama kicks his white mamma under the table.
Hillary, what would you do for a cabinet position? Would you get down on your knees and beg?
'Dude just asked me to bring "a variety of muffins and a nice spread". Where the hell do they think they're stayin' ... Holiday Inn Express?'
Shhhh! We've secretly replaced the Bidens' country club cronies with this one-legged preacher and his flock. Let's see if they notice ...
What is written in Barack's Book, From Dreams of My Father: 'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites..'
What is written in Barack's Book, From Dreams of My Father : 'I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race.'
What is not written: "I found even more solice by making that white bitch eat off the floor."
Smart White Vote.
I bet even Biden will get a sick feeling when he votes for that racist bastard.
From Barack's Book, Audacity of Hope: 'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.'
What is not written: 'I'll start right now by making that white woman clean the damn floor'.
Barack Obama is your typical America hating muslim. Sucks to be a white woman if he gets in.
It was clear that Hillary would have been his Ideal choice as VP, he didn't want that, how would he keep his respect if he gave a white christian woman power.
Think about it.
Has anyone seen my goddamned dignity?
'My broker is Barack Obama, and Barack Obama says ...'
'Crickey! Would'ya have a look at that. Four wild democrats in their natural habitat. Let's move in and see if we can get a closer look ...'
'Introducing the new Colonial Penn "Annuity for America" plan.'
And here we have it, folks! Yes indeed, you don't have to look too far within the Democratic Party to find what you need for your special day. Next up, our favorite foursome are seen here representating something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue.
Jon Stewart: "Sir, we are concerned that ultimately, at the end of the day, if you are fortunate enough to get the Democratic nomination, fortunate enough to become President of the United States, will you pull a bait-and-switch sir, and enslave the white race? Is that your plan? And if it is your plan...I...be honest, tell us now!"
Obama: "Th...th...that is not our plan, Jon..."
Should have seen the signs.
"I'm crawling around on the floor, yet I still have more dignity than that spineless racist douchebag Coonery."
John Travolta is taking his Hairspray character just a little toooo far.
Who does this negros think they is, throwing me on the floor just like that?