This satanic individual from reality TV hell goes by the name Mary Murphy. She has the loudest, most annoying, most ridiculous scream you will ever hear.
The kind that can still be heard when the TV's on mute.
The kind that can cripple a child's muscular functions and make your ears bleed.
What's most offensive however, is that she milks the shit out of it. She screams just to scream. Each one must top the next.
I had the displeasure of hearing her witch's cackle at a bar I was in last night. I wasn't the only one who stared strangely at the TV over the bar. Clearly others were thinking what I was: "Is someone being raped? Should I call the police?"
Turns out the scream is just part of Mary's repertoire for repulsion. She has a catch phrase too. When the dancers on her show do well, she invites them to join "her hot tamale train."
If I just made you gag, I'm sorry. Blame Mary.
Wait don't, she'd probably like that.
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They show this broad screaming on The Soup. I hate her.
Johnny - you should smite her. She looks as scary as she sounds too.
You should have embedded a YouTube clip. I honestly had no idea who this person was, so I looked it up.
What a hate-worthy c_nt.
She's like Rachael Ray's obnoxious, narcissistic sister.
Embedding a clip would only cause me physical pain. I just couldn't go there.
I really hope that guy's real name is Hoyt Clagwell.
She might not have shown us all her talents. Maybe she can yodel and shoot ping pong balls, or be pretty
I would only like to see Mary on TV again as the first contestant on the Running Man. It's bound to become a real TV show one day.
She kinda reminds me of China.