Those in procession of female genitalia, or people who consider themselves female, are kindly asked to make their way to Mount Isa, Australia. This tiny mining town has severe drought of female parts and is in dire need for more.
Age, appearance, beauty, weight, height, hair, teeth and/or physical disability are not a factor. Being mostly female is.
Beauty-disadvantaged women are especially encouraged to visit Mt. Isa.
Mayor John Molony believes any woman will find happiness here. "Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face. Whether it is recollection of something previous or anticipation for the next evening, there is a degree of happiness."
In lovely Mount Isa, women will discover a place full of men just waiting to lavish them with the wonders found only in a heavily industrial mining town. What's more, it's only a few hundred kilometers from civilization.
Look for a new global ad campaign breaking soon with the message: "Come to Mount Isa. Where the odds are good that you'll find a mate. Even if the mate is odd."
If you think this post is a fake check out town seeking ugly women.
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I read about this yesterday, and was wondering when it would finally make it's way to YBNBY.
I say hey - what the hell. Uggos need love too! Why taint the gene pool, when there are plenty of ugly women that could be of good use. I'm sure they're getting tired of getting fake names numbers at the club. I support the good Mayor's idea!
[insert patriotic music here]
VIVA LAS UGGOS!!
Why should women who look like Mike Tyson be alone? It's not fair that they were born looking like they just fell out of a tree! It's a cruel world out there, and finally, there's an opportunity for them to find true love! A place where they don't have to leave his house before his roomates wake up and see her! A place where she doesn't have to pretend that she doesn't know him when they see each other in public!
God Bless the ugly people!! May they find happiness and true love in Mount Isa!
The best thing from that article is: "We've got a saying up here that the odds are good, but the goods are odd" I've just added that quote to my personal "quote suppository" or is it depository?
I'm not the most handsome guy you can meet but i still try to schedule in a couple Uggos (nice word) each year. It's like getting out of paying taxes by making some donations.
It's funny because I was discussing about it with a friend once, and she said that she didn't believe in the ugly people's sex. And it's just too hard to imagine that hurts the brain.
I do believe because I know a couple, and she looks like a train wreck and he looks like he had borne inside-out. Against all the odds, their baby is cute.
Now I think that her sisters, who didn't find a guy crazy enough to get along, can have their shots. I'll try to find out where they are living now, pack 'em up in a container with some of her friends and make a bunch of guys happy!
Etantao - you're a brave man. Society thanks you for your contribution. If not, I certainly do. There's nothing like chatting it up with an uggo, and she's always uptight and Waiting to Exhale (a man-hater). You're a good person.
Like etantao said... It's a donation... But instead of discount on taxes, we'll wait less days in purgatory...
By the way... Uggos was funny... hahahah
What is it they mine there? if it's something worthwhile i could secure a steady delivery but getting so C-grade ladies from the PPP over there. It would be very cheap cause these guys are in deep need. Imagine it "Politico's Pussy Posse's Blue Balls Exchange Office."
Hey CLC don't get me wrong, they are just a bit below borderline Uggo, not the freak show variety
Got it, so they don't look like Mike Tyson, they look more like Sugar Ray Leonard?
By the way, do the Uggo girls need to be ass-cricket checked?
If not, it's easier to help them. But this could start a problem of foreign fauna in a system.
"uggo's" model too.
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/10/calling_all_ugl.html
To the faithful followers,
Upon discovery of this Shangra-Uggo, I immediately phoned Uncle Burt/Aunt Bertha. He/she was as excited as a manwoman can get, and is on a plane as we speak.
Between this news and my sudden burst of patriotism, the recovery is occurring in waves.
Tim
Hey, wait a minute!
Is it just me, or does it look like they're building a space shuttle under that mudpit?
LC - I doubt very seriously if an ass-cricket check is needed - well, unless you can get ass-crickets from household cylindrical objects. My guess is that they're safe.
Tim - It does look like they're building SOMETHING over back in there. I'm wondering what's under that dome. I'll bet that's where the Patriot's game went. Glad to hear Auntcle Bertha has optimistic plans on the horizon. Here's hoping it finds a nice young man that favors Harry Connick Jr., and they live happily ever after. Uggo Love is special. If you don't believe me, just ask Chelsea Clinton.
CLC - Well said.
(side note:)...does anyone else notice the creepy looking "eHarmony couple" on the ad on YBNBY's home page? They look like they should be Mount Isa bound with Auntcle Bertha too. They look like they're related!
Tim, it's not a space shuttle, it's a Starship Crusader Jumbo Shuttle Class 5 Andromeda Model, they've landed there because some of the Uggos are going back home.
CLC, it depends on what were they using. And I remember once I... uhh... some of my friends drinked a lot and went out with a Uggo after a party. A Sugar Ray Leonard like, not Tyson.
If a guy who had crickets went on that situation, we have one infected. If the Uggo girls have the habit of sharing bi-headed closet monsters, it spread...
I love pic of those 2 dudes. I get the impression New Yorkers think the rest of the U.S. looks like them.
E - quite the contrary... the rest of the U.S. sees it the other way.
This is what happens when we give Anne Heche a fucking TV show... that dingy dame needs a bullet shot out of a large and powerful gun.
Those two dudes are famous for something, but I can't recall what it was. I think they tried to pull off a Leopold and Loeb, but bungled it badly because they are complete morons.
Not that Leopold and Loeb fared any better, mind you.
And no, I was around for the Lindburgh kidnapping.
I shall research ... to the Batcave!
Yeah Tim, get on that.
Extra tidbit, Leopold and Loeb were conspiring murderers who thought they could commit the perfect crime. Not so much. They killed a 14-year-old kid and were busted soon after. They were the inspiration for a very good Hitchcock film called Rope.
Errr, sorry. That should have read:
"I wasn't around for the Lindburgh kidnapping."
JW - If I recall the story correctly, they were young, quite bright and came from wealthy families. It was bizarre because they had no logical reason for committing the crime. They just wanted to see if they could do it.
I'll have to watch 'Rope', I've never seen it.
Yeah, you're right. They felt they were smarter than the cops and wanted prove it. Then one of then left a pair of custom reading glasses somewhere that could be traced to one of the killers. The kidnapping and murder unraveled from there. Took place in the 20's. And they were gay lovers. It's a really odd story.
Rope is amazing. The story is told in real time. A string of continuous shots, not cuts, except every 8 minutes or so when Hitch had to change the film. There's about 10 edits in the whole movie. It's a really interesting piece of filmmaking. Like watching a play.
Tim - Did you make a Freudian slip?