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Van Halen plays the cheese aisle

New Yorker Matt Kinsey went into the West Side Market in NYC the other day and picked up a container of assorted cheese cubes from the shelf. When he glanced down to see if the ingredients would truly be 'great for snacks,' he was surprised to find some classic rock lyrics instead.

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As you can see from the photo, a verse from Van Halen's "Ain't Talkin' 'bout love" was curiously printed on the label. In other words, ingredients = killer lyrics.

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No word yet if thousands of mullet haired rock fans have made a pilgrimage to the market in their assless chaps to pay tribute to this one of a kind VH cheese. But In my opinion any cheese that's "been to the edge, And [then I] stood and looked down" is some the best damn cheese ever made. Even if it's rotten to the core.

The work of some rogue stockboy no doubt.

Via adage

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6 Comments

Seeing as how Van Halen has done nothing but produced cheese since 1984, Im going to have to say that this is indeed real.

said w1deawak3 on August 1, 2008 12:16 AM.

Boom!

Good luck topping that, kids.

said Johnny Wright on August 1, 2008 6:57 AM.

Sweet. Ricotta out with your cock out!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 1, 2008 7:59 AM.

Nothing but cheese and 3 different singers. Correct w1deawak3

said Baierman on August 1, 2008 8:11 AM.

I'll be damned, my boy LiberCrat topped it.

Well played, sir.

said Johnny Wright on August 1, 2008 10:31 AM.

I got nothing... you guys all said it.

said Jeni Gump on August 11, 2008 3:37 PM.
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