I just saw this on a photographers website and it threw me.
I'm really at a loss for words.
Click on the photo to enlarge it. Or see the full (nsfw) image after the jump.
As if a live fish in a woman's mouth isn't odd enough, she's topless?
Um?
Huh?
What?
It's no 2 girls 1 cup but it's out there.
Stumble This
Reddit!
"Blow your fish honey it's hot"
im ok as long as the tail of the fish isnt coming out the other end
Somewhere out there, a 13 year old boy is developing a chicks-with-fish fetish.
I have to wonder what kind of image search you're doing when you find something like this. Is there a collection of fish in funny places?
Can I assume it's tuna?
Vaderpop asks a valid question...
Well i was looking for some portrait shots of people for a client presentation and this was one of the images in the search. It was no odd women eating fish fetish page but Vaderpop, you've given me a great idea for a future post in that nature.
I can't wait for the fish fetish photo post!
So, seriously, there's no other animals crawling out of half naked chicks on this "photographer's website" ? ~ not that I'm into that kind of thing...
Yeah... I was positive the full picture would show us where the tail of the fish ends up. The image in my head was way more disturbing than a pair of tits.
is this the inspiration for Hootie and his band?
or is this hoochie and the blowfish?
E - no tuna, man... but I don't know which other fish it is
Vader - There were only 2 photos of said girl. The other she had a goldfish in her mouth. Must have been just a concept thing the photog was working on. but i'm sure with some digging I can find some just like it.
I think I'm more interested in what else this guy decided to shoot.
But thinking about you googling 'fish in face topless tits girl' makes me laugh, who knows what kind of ads you'll be subjected to.
Make sure to log out, you don't want that one on your permanent record.
I hope she's experienced at getting the fish taste out of her mouth!
You think she's knows the 14 year old who 'accidentally' put a fish up his penis?
I think she's his older sister...
The officially unofficial YBNBY guide to removing the fish taste.
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Chapter 1: For the Men -
Step 1 - Proceed directly to the nearest pub. An English pub is preferred; one where Fish 'n Chips are served regularly and your initial fish-like smell will not be detected.
Step 2 - Enjoy several rounds of your favorite lager. Be sure to ask the barkeep for a thick head, as a good frothy lager will help to sterilize the lips and return them to form.
Step 3 - Repeat step 2 as often as needed while evaluating the female patronage. Make mental notes, as this information may be useful in the next step.
Step 4 - Find a new woman, but keep the beer. Brand loyalty is important.
Step 5 - Repeat steps 1 through 4 until desired fish taste is achieved or removed altogether.
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Chapter 2: For the Ladies -
Step 1 - Find the nearest gentleman.
Step 2 - Kneel down and unzip/unbutton gentleman's pants.
Step 3 - Reach into unzipped/unbuttoned pants and remove tongue scraper.
Step 4 - Place lips around tongue scraper and remove fish taste by rubbing lips down, around and along the device. A little suction and moisture may be necessary at first in order to properly utilize the scraper. The same may be achieved by flipping long hair, or humming your favorite show tunes and wiggling during this procedure.
Step 5 - Continue step 4 until offending fish taste has been removed and the auto-rinse has been activated. The device will automatically return to storage when the procedure has been completed.
Step 6 - Repeat steps 1 through 5 until you no longer like the taste of fish.
Step 7 - Repeat steps 1 through 5.
Step 8 - This step cannot be reached, but rejoice and be happy. You have achieved nirvana.
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YBNBY Staff
c/o Echowood B. Whipped
1 Ball Wonder Rd.
Portland, OR 96969
1 Ball Wonder... hahahahahahah... You killed me Tim.
"auto-rinse"?
Wow. What a way to start the morning! I'm going to go and vomit now.
What's interesting is that the fish and the woman both have the same expression on their face.
I think this is a blatant example of Rule 34.
"Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject. "
CLC - Oh no, that's not good. Vomiting is not the desired outcome.
Perhaps Chapter 2 needs some editing/revisions?
I was going to make a boobs reference here but the steps to remove the fish taste tops anything I could say.
Oh no worries, Tim. Vomiting is just my own personal 'auto rinse' feature, that's all.
The 'How-To' however, is appropriate for others. I can even see posting it next to the OSHA sign in the salon where my step-mom works. It could come in handy.
I hope the fish didn't take a big dump while in her mouth...