There's always a surge of weird news everyday, here's my favorite from today...

Noisy sex gets man banned from apartment

UK lovers Adam Hinton and Kelly Norris get to nuts when they go at it. They're so loud that he has been ordered by the court from being within 110 yards of her apartment.

Residents of Norris's publicly owned home had been complaining since 2006 about thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities.

It seems however that Ms. Norris is the real cause for concern from her neighbors. She sunbaths naked and loves cursing, which at least one parent thought was unwise for her 6 year old to be exposed to.

The local high school boys meanwhile think she rocks!

And even with the court order and an eviction notice, Norris booty is still hard to resist. Last week Hilton was fined £200 for breaching a noise abatement order. Yes! Yes! Yes!

Guess they better find a room. In the middle of nowhere.

via BBC