Sadly, the only thing this proves is that he had plenty of time to learn this bullshit, when he should have been learning the some other things that impress the ladies... the stuff that matters. Seriously, how is he gonna use this as a pick-up? Moreover, what chick is gonna see this and say "Oh God. That's so hot. My knees are weak now." I'm thinking in real life, he's not going to get to the part where he starts jumping rope with his pants before he's kicked in the junk.

I agree with CLC its about as attractive as seeing a fat man on a toilet.... well maybe its not that bad but its early and im tired.

Well damn thanks for ruining that one for me ladies.
I've been practicing that act for the last 6 months.
I think I'll take a ruffie.

Dave. Sweetheart. If you've been practicing that act for 6 months, then you should save the ruffie for her.

(I mean that in the nicest way, so please don't fire me)

CLC i was just thinking that

Nah, I just wish that someone would have told me that I looked like a Jackass doing that. Too many damn yes men and women.
There I am all dressed up in my yellow banana hammock, bouncing soccer balls to the beat of Cop Killa, thinking it was going to get me some and damn.
No wonder I'm still a virgin.

Still?? So the Brazilian "ladies of the night" never passed the AVU? Security issues? Ass Crickets? What happened? That whole virginity thing was supposed to be taken care of.

Tito Puente sends his love.

Hell, I got my shipment of Brazillian ladies, or so I thought.

All of the Brazillian ladies ended up being a bunch of fat Argentenian dudes. I think Leo mixed up the shipment.
So there I am all bouncing my balls around while some fat Argentenian guys are yelling stuff like

Me gusta tu Juevos!
Me gusta tu Juevos!

Hell, I didn't know what to do. I just fed them some ruffies and kept bouncing my balls around until they fell asleep.

Damn Leo about got fired over that one.

Aw damn! We've got to do a little damage control here...

Take them with you to Denver, and let them help you mutilate Jesse. Swing by the pig farm, and drop them off with the Rotund Roundup (I know it sounds a little harsh, but we'll just write this off as colateral damage - besides they may like it there).

Who the hell is over Customs? This shouldn't have happened!

Dave, I didn't mix up the package I sent you... Damn, I'd never do do it with a friend. Maybe there were some trouble in the customs when the girls arrived there.
I didn't own a plane then. Now that my thugs got me one, I can assure you'll get your samba girls pack. And if there's a highway with clear space to landing near your place, it'll be even faster.

Sorry for that bud... I always new that we couldn't trust Fedex since they shipped that guy and all the mail he was responsible for to a desert island. But they were the only company available at the time...

And if we have someone into the customs, you might want him/her to be checked. I think we've got a problem in our hands.

Lol..don't be so hard on him..i think it was cute...But six months is a bit much.

www.NycCelebs.com

Leo - go ahead and clear a corner for avionne too.

No way! Let's thow avionne in the Octagon with the fat bastards, Jesse Jackson and your step mother. It'll be more fun!

Have you read the plans for that?

Damn keyboard...

thow = throw

Leo, lets not pass the buck. I'm kind of wondering if you did it just to be funny.

Avionne, I mean damn. I would say that I'm probably as coordinated as the next guy if not more, it was just hard for me to even get used to a soccer ball, Where I come from only girls play soccer, so I had to work on it in the privacy of my own home.

Damn keyboard...

thow = throw

Just an advice for avionne to go easy on you, Dave.
We can't give room for approachings that can be dangerous in the future... must show that we are tough sometimes.

Not plain violence, but toughness to take care of ours.

So I bit, and followed Avionne's link to a blog called NYCelebs, and found out that Avionne is really some dude named Ibrahim.

Avionne not a good idea to pose as a chick to me. You sick bastard.

I would suggest that no-one go to the NYCelebs page, it's a dumb paparattzi blog and isn't worth while.
It's ran by a dude named Ibrahim that pretends to be a chick, of whom really needs an ass kicking.

Avionne/Ibrahim, I would officially like to place you in "Douche Bag" status.

Fricken Douche Bag.

Now why should I send you the Argentinians? Man... Not even my worst enemy deserve it.

It was a mistake made in the middle.

Dave, my boys just told me that our pigs love to eat douche bags...

Douchebagery...

What? Expecting something else?

I thought you guys were to check with me first on what not to do to get laid. Dave, we're gunna have to man you up a bit with some unicycleing lessons.

And Leo, thanks for my thugs. I take them with me wherever I go and am making a dent on getting people to the Dentist to get their teeth worked on. Can I have a team of Dentists? That would make my job a hellovalot easier.

Gods honest, up here, I keep getting complimented on my dentures because my teeth look so good. I'm fucking 60mi. away from Manhattan for Christ (non cancer faking) sakes!

Dave, you should have known better than to visit that site. So Avionne pulled some "Crying Game" shit on us!?! What kind of sick ass shit is that? I thought she...he...was trying to give you some play or something (I mean, you are the sexiest MF and all), and I took 'shim' as standing up for you - and you were sent to a paparazzi site? Damn. That's almost as bad as those pop-up ads that are placed directly over the button you really need to click on the website.

Leo - Nope. No cage. I want the fucking corner cleared. Enough is enough. We're about to find out if Boys Don't Cry.

CLC, you're right. I proposed the cage before all the truth became unvealed.
Propping shim to the corner!

Gumpster, a team of dentists is out of my hands... ask CLC if she can contract 'em for you.

I'm glad to know that you liked the thugs. They're fine guys.

Jeebus. I take a little time out to upgrade my computer and everybody shows up and has a party without me ...

I'll have to take a little time here to read through everything and catch up. Y'all've been busy. (or is it Y'olive)

I see that Jeni is still regular. I'll have to pay particular attention to those details. More to come ...

Unicycle? Whatt..

I went to lunch and am sure that I was slipped a couple of ruffies.

I'm damn confused.

Just remember the part where I wanted to kick Avionne/Ibrahim in the nuts.

Douche Bag.

Have you adressed to your assistant as secretary again, Dave? You know, they're raging PC vigilants. Maybe she's in need of a walk with our guys to check her loyalty.
You know, that talk about legs side by side, teeth in the mouth...

Yah Dave, unicycle's, I lived in Hoboken where Stevens Institute of Technology is and some students were avid riders and they got some tail. I think it's one of those hobbies that a chick wants to learn and teaching chicks hobbies is hot.