You have heard about Reginald Peterson who called 911 a few times to report malfeasance at a Jacksonville Florida Subway sandwich shop.
His beef? There is no delicious mayonnaise on these sandwich's!
Hearing the audio from the call really adds flavor to the situation.
Hearing Reg say "I got a situation here with a Subway sandwich shop" just kills me.
Reggie was arrested for "making false 911 calls."
His beef? There is no delicious mayonnaise on these sandwich's!
Hearing the audio from the call really adds flavor to the situation.
Hearing Reg say "I got a situation here with a Subway sandwich shop" just kills me.
Reggie was arrested for "making false 911 calls."
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The whole thing's a setup. Bruthas don't eat mayo.
Wow, this is even more frivolous than the cop couple who thought they were dying of a pot brownie overdose:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewm9OlQI6fs
Maybe it's time for the government to set up an alternate emergency hotline, and only give the number to people who deserve to remain in the gene pool.
It's viral marketing, just another stupid Subway Commercial!!!!
seriously folks, Jarod must Die
This dude clearly had some GOOD smoke, and a BAD case of the munchies.
The fact the Reggie called again to complain the police weren't responding to his sandwich injustice quick enough is really what makes the story art.
Classic!!
"How would you like to be known for *that* for the rest of your life" Asks the news presenter.
To answer her rhetorical question, I would rather be known as somebody who has phoned the police relating to a customer services / mayonnaise incident than be known as somebody who works for a media company which broadcasts stories about people phoning the police relating to customer service / mayonnaise incidents on a news programme.
I march with Co. Mayo in the St. Patrick's Day parade in Manhattan every year and stupid fools think we're representing the condiment.
I like using condiment in a sentence.