Another new feature added last night - if you're a registered member, and you click on "edit profile", you can now add a short (or long - whatever) bio of yourself, that'll proudly display whenever anyone clicks your profile icon. To provide you all with an incentive, we're going to give a YBNBY t shirt to the girl with the biggest tits the wittiest short bio.
If you want to enter, write you bio on your profile, and then post a comment below. After the holiday weekend, we'll put it to a vote.
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I'm retired 69Y/O. I live in Sunnyvale, Calif.
I visit this site every day because I enjoy it so much!
I have officially updated my profile.
One of my fave Python sketches ever. But what happened to "Golf, strangling animals, and masturbating"?
Anyway, cool feature, these profiles. I've been wondering who some of these kooky cats and kitties are myself.
One of my favorite Python sketches as well. My favorite is Olympic Hide and Seek.
John, my 69-year-old mate, I hope I don't piss you off and you keep reading.
i have a d cup :) do i get my shirt now?
Unlikely, unless you mention it in your profile :)
Dave, isn't that Wolverine's secret origin story?
nuts im not witty enough to win... i try to get by on boob size alone
If it is wolverines story, he stole it from me.
I've already got a YBNBY shirt, so you can leave me out of the contest. Unless you want to send me a Scaramouch Thong.
Come clean, how many of those have you sold??
WOOO YEAH AMERICA
Profile updated!
BD's bio made me laugh out loud. No kidding. Woody Allen would be pleased.
Profilio Updatus!
Updated.....I wrote me bio on my profile.....
I vote that Dave gets a thong--but only if he promises NOT to post a pic wearing it for the next caption contest....I like a little bit of mystery in my public officials!
(I'm still trying to get the image of John Edwards running away from the National Enquirer guy, then keeping him out of the hotel bathroom out of my head)
Profile updated.
I hope you guys believe me, and don't judge me for what's written on the Books.
And Dave, wasn't it hard to leave the pack of wolves behind? The ones who embraced you in your time of need?
Do you still miss 'em and sometimes bark to the moon?
I even have a picture now.
I'm learning a lot about you guys, and I'm a little scared.
According to Dave, I'm a sick, sick man.
Don't know, maybe I am.
So when is the vote?
Strange as it may seem, I actually have a day job :) So I'll get to this later today :)
Shhhhhh.....don't let that secret get out as you may make a few of the Loyal 77 jealous (or even people like the good reverends who apparently are taking some time off from the priesthood)......lol
Sorry, my week turned crazy, so only had chance today to go back and read profiles :) While some of you were fascinatingly verbose, Bigus Dickus wins the T shirt for having the highest inverse ratio between laughs and consonants.
Well done, BD. T Shirt will be on it's way.