Johnny posited ways of improving women's gymnastics to enhance your viewing pleasure. Personally, I think gymnastics is doing OK as the prime time event of the Summer Games. But with more and more cable channels, there's always room for more, and there's no lack of everyday people with video cameras and internet access to suggest new events for the Olympics. Continue reading for eight of them (some NSFW). Vote for your favorite in the comments.
Urban Decathlon
Urban Gymnastics
The New Steeplechase
Queuing
The Couch Events
The Hipster Event
The Trojan Vault
The Blow Job
Stumble This



Seen chess boxing?
That's some crazy shit right there.
I just can't wait until Monkey Curling gets approved for the summer games.
MMA....that would be fun.
Yeah, I agree. Monkey Martial Arts would rock.