What would happen if one of the most dominant big men in NBA history found a time machine?
He'd embark on the greatest adventure mankind has ever known.
And take photos of himself along the way.
Upon inspection, Patrick realized that this unexplainable object was in fact a time machine. Unable to resist, Patrick began a journey through time, hoping to catch glimpses of the world's most famous events. Patrick swore not to interfere, knowing that even a tiny change could severely alter the present that he had previously known. Patrick did, however, swear that he would prove that his magical journey did happen, and today, for the first time, we are privileged to see pictures from Patrick Ewing's spectacular journey.
Yes sports fans, it's true. Patrick Ewing has a time machine. My favorite site of the month.
Stumble This
Reddit!
Picture #4 is Patrick Ewing and Muggsy Bogues just before that heart-wrenching and embarrassing block.
Picture #5 - Patrick Ewing on the USS Knicks (formally known as the Titanic). We all know what became of that voyage.
Pat just dunked on Nessie!
Patrick Ewing 1, ice burgs 0.
Ewing really shot 2Pac!!
it's all so clear now! on and old Lennon interview he said that the Beatles never lost at basketball and they got an average of 9.4 rebounds per game and 6.7 blocks.
Seriously. I think this has been photoshopped.
Sadly no photos were taken of Pat & Big Foot.
Can someone PhotoShop him with a ring???
One of the most dominant big men in NBA history? You serious, Clark?
we did this somewhat similar theme with a beloved/creepy co-worker...
http://contemptster.com/while-dan-watches/
Baierman - Guess who was dressing the bigfoot's costume? A-ha!!!
curly, I could care less about basketball. I'm more interested in time travel and if patrick ewing has invented a time machine, he damn well might have gone back in time and changed his stats over on NBA.com to reflect that.
Fair enough. Spewing just happens to be one of those players I love to hate, although seeing him dunk on the Loch Ness monster does generate a little respect for him.
This has to be one of the most random, yet entertaining, posts you guys have ever done. Thanks!
Can he find Atlantis?
Couldn't they have at least photoshopped him onto a winning team? Zing!