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{ August 9, 2008 }
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Nigerian Government Official Arrested For Employing Witch Doctor
Posted by Johnny Wright
Trader Sam.jpgSam Edem, the head of the Niger Delta Development Corporation, was arrested on Friday after allegations that he spent millions of dollars on a witch doctor's spooky services.

Sam spent the dough in hopes of hexing and killing a business rival. It didn't work. So Sam demanded his money back. The witch doctor answered, and I'm paraphrasing here, "ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang." Which roughly translates to ... "no."

I certainly hope Donald Trump doesn't get any ideas.

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5 Comments

not very impressive. In other parts of the world people make a "donation" (pay) to have a priest come over to bless their house, business, children etc.

said etantao on August 10, 2008 11:56 AM.

I'm in the wrong business. It's time for me to brush up on some witch doctor courses on-line.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 11, 2008 7:45 AM.

Thanks johnny, really, I appreciate it when you guys get shit like that stuck in my head... ting tang walla walla bing fucking bang...

said Jeni Gump on August 19, 2008 1:15 PM.

I feel a strange sense of accomplishment with that.

said Johnny Wright on August 19, 2008 1:25 PM.

That's 'cause you're mean.

said Jeni Gump on August 19, 2008 1:55 PM.
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