Sam Edem, the head of the Niger Delta Development Corporation, was arrested on Friday after allegations that he spent millions of dollars on a witch doctor's spooky services. Sam spent the dough in hopes of hexing and killing a business rival. It didn't work. So Sam demanded his money back. The witch doctor answered, and I'm paraphrasing here, "ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang." Which roughly translates to ... "no."
I certainly hope Donald Trump doesn't get any ideas.
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not very impressive. In other parts of the world people make a "donation" (pay) to have a priest come over to bless their house, business, children etc.
I'm in the wrong business. It's time for me to brush up on some witch doctor courses on-line.
Thanks johnny, really, I appreciate it when you guys get shit like that stuck in my head... ting tang walla walla bing fucking bang...
I feel a strange sense of accomplishment with that.
That's 'cause you're mean.