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McCain's Brain

I dunno, maybe it's just his age making his gaze veer downward.


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Somebody better remind him that she doesn't have a brewery fortune!

said Barbwire on August 31, 2008 9:09 PM.

Miss C, you are my hero--I needed a good laugh right about now...

I'm going to make up an excuse for him--he was looking at the teleprompter on the podium.....because he just learned how to use those recently...

Or, he's from the Bob Dole DOM (dirty ol' man) club (reminded me of the Dole/Britney Pepsi commercial where he said 'down boy' to the dog (yeah right--he just got finished promoting Viagra also)....more likely....

said sarcastic one on August 31, 2008 10:00 PM.

i told ya... not even old men are immune to the V.P.I.L.F. it's actually kinda reassuring that McCain is a horny old goat.

said Sheriff Pablo on August 31, 2008 10:12 PM.

uh....no. If I wanted a penis ruling the White House, I'd push to keep Bush and Dick in there....

And I really don't want to picture my prez with a bowl of Viagra bedside a la Hef (what happened to the days of presidential jelly beans?)...
(although I currently have more respect for Hef's girls next door (minus Kendra--her laugh irritates me) than I do for Cindy)

DOM is probably thinking threesome.....and how the Monster fits in the picture...

after reading this, I'm off to cut myself back on the caffeine....

said sarcastic one on September 1, 2008 9:04 AM.

If you look at the original unedited clip of this, I think it's clearly pretty obscene what he's doing - and it's not looking at her breasts. He's reading her speech to make sure she's saying what he wants her to say - you can even see his lips move. Talk about a nervous control freak.

said Scaramouch on September 1, 2008 10:39 AM.

Scara, that was my original thought....
of course, he wants to be President because he has no power at home (sugar mama wife who holds the purse strings)....his pick of a female VP candidate with not enough experience is his way of asserting himself...

And, in his defense, this is also why he doesn't know how many homes he has--is anything actually in his name? (most of the bank accounts aren't)

said sarcastic one on September 1, 2008 11:24 AM.

Oh, sarcastic one, you have strayed so far ...

said Tim on September 1, 2008 3:03 PM.

The rule for a trophy wife is half your age plus 7.

said Clumberfeet on September 1, 2008 3:15 PM.

DOMs need lovin' too.

said Tim on September 1, 2008 3:16 PM.

Bah ha ha! Why does McCain's inner monologue's voice sound like the guy who does Carl's Jr commercials?

said adrienne on September 1, 2008 4:17 PM.

Tim--enlighten me!
I'm sure your dream as a guy is to be a sugarmama's kept man--esp if she's heiress to a beer fortune....but that's not what I'm looking for in my next President...
(ketchup was okay--I mean, according to Reagan's administration ketchup is a vegetable)

said sarcastic one on September 1, 2008 4:30 PM.

Sarcastic One, Isn't that the dream of most straight guys? it's not my Only dream mind you, but it's one of them...

said Sheriff Pablo on September 1, 2008 8:45 PM.

SP---I know....the OTHER dream of straight men is for their breadwinning (hot as a Girls Gone Wild 20 year old) wife to have many hot friends who like to join them for threesomes several times a week.
And oh yeah, she's a great cook too......

Still....we need someone to run this country---not just the Lincoln bedroom....

said sarcastic one on September 1, 2008 9:21 PM.

True... i wonder if McCain's aides follow him around chanting IM-HO-TEP, IM-HO-TEP...

said Sheriff Pablo on September 1, 2008 9:51 PM.

Sarcastic One - I didn't really mean anything by my remark; just making a comment about your direct criticism of McCain's chauvinism. C'mon, do you really believe that he married her to be his 'sugar mama'? Like he couldn't have made any money on his own ...

Really, though, if I was to take issue with anything in particular, it would more likely be your general comments about some older men being DOMs.

Some? On the subject of sexual attraction, all men are basically built the same. Young, horny boys grow up to be young, horny men who age to become older men with healthy libidos and limited ability. It's how we learn to control our animal instincts that set the rapists and perverts apart from the rest of us. But be assured, all older men are DOMs by your definition. Some just hide it better than others.

With this in mind, I'm sure you can understand why I found Dole's Pepsi commercial hilarious.

said Tim on September 1, 2008 10:26 PM.

Tim--it was hilarious....but gross.

I think it's great that men never lose their interest in sex (esp since one day I'll be an old woman and I'll be relying on the fact that my man will have poor vision and still want to do it).
But a DOM is the man who cannot hide it--face it, by the time you hit 60 you should have learned how to check out a girl without giving her the elevator look and drooling/frothing or turning your head like you're an owl. Especially if said girl is 16.

We women can check out men without the whole world knowing that we're doing it. My boyfriend doesn't know I'm checking out another man unless I'm purposely being obvious.

I'm a little sensitive to the idea of DOMs since I was once the recipient of a creepy email from a former prof who was older than my dad....he waited til the day after graduation to send me that email. Apparently I could have gotten the same good grades by just hiking up my skirts a bit....

said sarcastic one on September 2, 2008 11:13 PM.
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