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Life With A Porn Star

marriedpornstar.jpgThere are guys who fantasize about being married to a porn star, then there are guys who really are.

"I want her to be happy. And it's a turn-on, in a way. On the downside, though, there are guys having sex with your wife."

Like everything else, a porn star's job has its drawbacks for the family.

While you toil away at a conventional job during the week, your wife spends eight hours a day getting plowed by guys with nicknames like Thug of Porn. There are the indelible mental images. There is the awkwardness of explaining to friends and colleagues--let alone to your parents--what she does. And then there's the fact that you don't even get to have sex with her all that often--intercourse is off-limits before a shoot, and afterward she's too tired and sore.

So you might not want to read the entire article What If Your Wife Were A Porn Star? if you want to preserve your fantasies. But you will anyway.

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