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I. Love. Star Wars.
How else is a grown man with a light saber tattooed on his ass gonna get it doggy style?
Holy bantha, Vader is right. I didn't notice that. That cat has a lightsaber tattoo on his leg. Wow.
Venom looked on sadly, as Victor took the AT-AT walker from behind. Any other night, any other toy.....But not this night, it was just too much....
"The rebellion of George Lucas' son Lando."
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi--you're my only hope.
The Empire's problem of torpedo-shaped holes extended beyond the Death Star...
Kevin Federline will hit anything.
AT-AT Baby!
Their armor is too strong for blasters... but not for 4 inches of man meat!
E - you rock! Fucking funny comment.
And this, boys and girls, is how an AT-ST is made.
The ALL TERRAIN ARMORED TRANSPORT was never prepared for this ride.
I guess prison really does make you tough.
When things get too cold on Hoth...
This AT-AT still isn't as fucked as we were with those prequels.
My Star Wars Figures, let me show you them. And also my wang.
XXXtar Wars - Arrival at Uranus
Whassup bro! That's ma bitch! MA BITCH!
Whassup bro! That's ma bitch! MA BITCH!
In this month's bmezine, we feature a man who had his penis replaced with an Imperial Walker. "I still don't get any chicks but now I can blast them when they say 'no.'"
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Forget the "naked under the sheets," wait 'til Lindsey gets a load of what I did to her Star Wars collection!
Remember, wear a condom kids, so you don't end up with an AT-STD
When the Verne Troyer sex tape was finally release, everyone was shocked to learn of his uncredited role as an AT-AT in the Star Wars series.
I'm not a fricken pervert. I'm just protesting against the Episodes 1, 2 and 3.
Can you feel the force, bitch?
Trojan AT-AT.
What are you looking at, Yoda? You are the next.
AT-ATtaboy!
That's no moon.
That's one way to bring down the Empire.
"Should I get out and push?"
"It might help!"
Somebody send this pic to George Lucas. Hope you're proud of yourself George.
"C3PO...I am your father."
- Promise me you'll erase this photo, Baierman?
- Sure, honey.
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"
Here I thought "McCain won't pick a woman from outside the lower 48" was the easiest bet in the world! Just take the damn picture, will you?!
Sometimes you're better off not checking out the deleted scenes, just trust me on this.
It's a real come back...
In this situation, axel grease makes a reasonable lubricant.
A nerfherder attempts to dispel a pernicious stereotype. Fails.
Here, our special effects wizard shows how the AT-AT's were animated for Empire Strikes Back.
"Luke! Luke! Don't! It's a trap! It's a trap!"
And kids, that's why Uncle Pete is permanently banned from ComicCon.
Who told you that geeks didn't love?
See, that was an AT-AT in my pocket, but yes I am also happy to see you...
If this picture doesn't put me into the LPSG, I don't know what will...
Stop man... that's not how you get more AT-ATs... Damn...
Star Wars Episode VII: Assault of the Fan
And then from the purple shelf, here comes Venom, willing to join the ComicCon rendezvous.
Red 2 Standing by...
Isn't his guy's name Ted?
The first successful artificial organ transplant of its kind.
Isn't this guy's name Ted?
Spin the bottle is played a little differently in the sci fi world.
I swear officer, I was just trying to help that AT-AT over the fence.
Pam and Tommy: The Star Wars Years
What? No, no, I'm just cleaning my AT-ATs turd exit.
Warning Houston - Love mission is out of control.
I am like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie....
Luke was right. My blaster won't work on its armor. Where's my tow cable?
This isn't the AT-AT you're looking for...
Not my fault. I was pulled in by a tractor beam.
This is so embarrassing. I can't believe you caught me wearing a smiley-face boonie.
Sir, your possibility of successfully navigating a woman's
"field" is approximately three thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one.
There was something about Venom watching Billy fuck an AT-AT that really turned him on...
Dad, what are you doing in my room?
Red 5, going in.
This explains why Mark Hammil was left out of the prequels.
I sense an erotic disturbance in the force.
When I heard John Water's next movie was going to be Sci-Fi, I just knew it'd be something like this.
No, no. Not behind the scenes - the from behind scene.
"Yeah, take that! You thought only Vader had a head like that?"
Cruisin' Mos Espa
In my Delorean
War's over
I'm a peacetime mandalorian...
...and then I'd flip her over and finish like this. That is, if I can ever get an actual woman to touch me. I'm lonely.
'I shaved my legs for this?', the AT-AT thought to herself.
Man, prison tats are the shit.
Can't login on this computer...blah. Anyway...
Star Wars Episode 5.5: The Empire Drops the Soap
Rather than follow the path blazed by his father, Ted Nugent Jr. found less traditional ways to express his creativity.
The early screenings for 'Back to the Future 4: Bi McFly' did not test as well as Kevin Federline had hoped.
Almost as soon as they landed on Planet Fukkar, the Empire knew that they had been taken.
With screen tests for the new Brady Bunch movie coming to a close, director David Lynch asks Brian Austin Green (aka Greg Brady) to run a few more scenes from Carol's 'dream sequence'.
They...came...from....behind!!!
They legalize gay marriage and BOOM! this is what you get.
Hope you're happy California (and Massachusetts or whoever).
Trying to decide between:
"At first I had my doubts, but now I have a soul mate. Thanks eHarmony!"
and
"So's I uploaded the profile picture, and the eHarmony server laughed at me. Then it locked my account with the message 'no human matches available. Ever. Don't bother trying again.'"
fuck the dark side... true jedi powers
I love fucking Star Wars.
That Landwalker won't be doing much walking tomorrow...
Everybody is used to the CGI and stuff now, but back in the day, before Lucas retouched the thing, this is what Star Wars actually looked like.
Travis Barkers sex life has really gone down hill since that porn star wife of his left him!
C1-A-hole.
He looks like Fred Durnst to me....guess he never quite got over Christine Aguilara.....
"Han was just sick of going solo."
(We are so close to the 100 comment mark!)
"He's more machine now than man; twisted and evil."
(Just trying to do my bit to get us over the century mark...)
All your bases are belong to us.
Hole-in-one!
"The doctors all said that an AT-AT toy from the '80s couldn't be used to replace my penis...but I had a dream..."
Fire in the hole!
100th!
Tonight on DatelineNBC, Chris Hansen had thought he had seen it all. But then he met Johnny Wright. You won't want to miss this very special episode of "To Catch A Predator: Star Wars Edition."
Just one of many ads you'll find in the "Mechie seeks Furry" section of Craigslist.
Fantastic. It's the "very special episode" line that made it art.
Still laughing...
The real reason why Wes Borland left Limp Bizkit.
My OTHER girlfriend is a woman.
who said star wars nerds don't get any