From imdb.com: "Jolie/Pitt Twins Worth $7 Million Each"
Note to black market child-trafficking profiteers: recalibrate your pricing guide accordingly. (Damn, and your 2009 edition just went to print, too.)
By the way, that $7M/each price tag is for the pair -- as with all collectibles, be prepared to pay 20-30% more if splitting up the set.
In other news, Maddox Jolie-Pitt, who turns seven tomorrow and is at the perfect age and height to start grooming for more labor-intensive household chores like ironing and lawn-mowing, is a veritable steal at just $225,000.
Seriously, though, that $14M price is what People magazine paid just for photos of Brangelina's babies. (Do people still say "Brangelina," by the way, or should we add it to the list?)
America. What a country! (Note to self: become People's Sexiest Man Alive, have sex with fertile, big-lipped movie star who has a famous dad and freaky lookalike brother, ASAP.)
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I think I liked her better back when she was a wacky chic walking around with her boyfriends blood in a vial around her neck.
Yeah, poor Billy Bob. What a truly disheartening blow for guys trying to date out of their league it was when they broke up.
I still feel bad for Jennifer Aniston.