This week in stupid...Colorado police are looking for a man that attempted to boost free X-rated videos from an adult novelty shop. He demanded the flicks saying he was a detective from the "Age Verification Unit." He's just doing his duty.
There is no such thing as the Age Verification Unit. Creepy Creeperson has tried the gambit three times in nine days. He was rejected each time. After the third attempt, the shop owner called police.
Creepy also flashed (sorry about that word choice) a fake badge and displayed a business card. Hard to believe it didn't work.
I think the fallacy in the plan was the ponytail. Not even porn shops trust a man with a ponytail.
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E, that isn't you is it? Tell me that isn't you
No, but when I read the headline I thought it was a new gig I should apply for.
I've got ten bucks saying that's E.
Judging by the wrist brace, he looks like he came straight from the bowling alley.
That's hard core! I'll bet this is how it went down.
"Hey, that was a hell of a game you played Frank, and I'd like to stick around fer another one, but I gotta get me some porn. "
"But you aint got no more money, Ed."
"Check out the badge Frank, that's right, Porn Inspector AVU."
"Damn Ed you're smart. "
"I know, but when I'm sporting the badge you'll call me E."
"What fer Ed?"
"That's my YBNBY name dummy."
Judging by the wrist brace, he looks like he came straight from the bowling alley.
That's hard core! I'll bet this is how it went down.
"Hey, that was a hell of a game you played Frank, and I'd like to stick around fer another one, but I gotta get me some porn. "
"But you aint got no more money, Ed."
"Check out the badge Frank, that's right, Porn Inspector AVU."
"Damn Ed you're smart. "
"I know, but when I'm sporting the badge you'll call me E."
"What fer Ed?"
"That's my YBNBY name dummy."
Hell, I might as well post that one more time. Fricken messed up YBNBY page.
Judging by the wrist brace, he looks like he came straight from the bowling alley.
That's hard core! I'll bet this is how it went down.
"Hey, that was a hell of a game you played Frank, and I'd like to stick around fer another one, but I gotta get me some porn. "
"But you aint got no more money, Ed."
"Check out the badge Frank, that's right, Porn Inspector AVU."
"Damn Ed you're smart. "
"I know, but when I'm sporting the badge you'll call me E."
"What fer Ed?"
"That's my YBNBY name dummy."
See, this is exactly why this guy's compatriot the Bikini Inspector has managed to evade capture all these years -- he doesn't attempt to take the bikinis home with him.
Dave, I'm a little insulted you'd think I have a pony tail. That's what really hurts.
Oh come on now, who hasn't tried this at least once?
The dead give-away was that the name on the business card was "Inspector Gadget."
This escapade, at the very least, should inspire a new game on the Price is Right.
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Youv'e got to realise that in my book a good pony tail is a badge of honor. When I think badass I think Pony tail.
Don't take that as an insult take that as a compliment. If anyone should be offended it should be everyone else who didn't get to take the role of 'Dave's Imaginary Porn Inspector AVU'.
Remember, I'm Hair metal all the way. Now if the dude was wearing Flannel with Pearl Jam T-shirt and I placed you there, that's when you should be offended.
Please don't ruin it for me, Just play along like you have a ponytail. You'll still be a badass in my book without one, but man with one right at the top of my book of badasses.
It's all good Dave. However, maybe this guy was just doing a little citizen's action. Maybe he's trying to enforce the obscenity code on his own time, after work. Ever think of that? Shame on all you cynics.
i wonder how many patrons of that shop had ponytails and/or pink shirts
Yes.....I hope the cops find him and tie the long hair on his head to the short hair on ass and kicks him down the steps.....www.thedrunkcanuck.com
Looks like the cops used the video to finger him. I hope he comes clean so he doesn't have to do any hard time. Clearly the man needs to get a grip on himself.
The penalty should be he has to be the janitor there for a month.
I like how he has a wristguard too. Dude! Try a little moderation.
We can't blame on him... Because of his ponytail he can't have a real girl (though he doesn't realize it) so he needs to go on to the porn, and maybe after spending all of his money he came up with this 'brilliant' idea...
Maybe he thinks the ponytail makes him look like Steven Segal in On Deadly Ground.
I don't know if that's good or bad...
Between this guy and the alien video dude from a couple of months back Denver is really putting itself on the map. Makes me want to pump my fist with pride.
Maybe the guys a WHOA fan? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGm4skcmhlI
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