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{ August 25, 2008 }

Caption Competition

Posted by Scaramouch

72 Comments

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Ah! my first night in the white house.

said etantao on August 25, 2008 3:09 PM.

Hellooooooooooooo Johnny Wright!

said Bigus Dickus on August 25, 2008 3:23 PM.

Aw crap.

said Echowood on August 25, 2008 3:26 PM.

How dare you BD, how dare you...

said Johnny Wright on August 25, 2008 3:30 PM.

'Did you sleep well Echo?'
'Yes I did, thank you Corey'.

said E on August 25, 2008 3:33 PM.

...and you're SURE the dust has settled, Senator Craig?

said SalMoIlla on August 25, 2008 3:34 PM.

Jellio, put the camera down and come get your gummi bear you Italian stallion.

said Dave on August 25, 2008 3:49 PM.

'Bob? You're not going to send this pic to Lindsey, are you?'

said Tim on August 25, 2008 4:08 PM.

said SalMoIlla on August 25, 2008 4:14 PM.

Only you can prevent forest fires........

said Bigus Dickus on August 25, 2008 4:18 PM.

'Hey babe ... I've got the Jesus Butt Plug in and I'm ready for action!'

said Tim on August 25, 2008 4:23 PM.

M. Knight Shylamylans "The Penis"

said Dave on August 25, 2008 4:23 PM.

When Lindsey asked for his gayest look, even she was shocked at just how naturally-gay Echo could be.

said Tim on August 25, 2008 4:25 PM.

Arrrrgggghhhhhh...... My eyes, my eyes!!!!

That's not really a caption for the competition, just my reaction when the page loaded.

said LostInDaJungle on August 25, 2008 4:26 PM.

Echowood introduces his new line of 'The Metro Man' styles. Seen here, the puffy halter top.

said Tim on August 25, 2008 4:30 PM.

"I'll do nasty things to you...and you cats too!"

said Baierman on August 25, 2008 4:32 PM.

'Oops! Sorry to interrupt Echo. You just go back to whatever it is you're doing.'

said E on August 25, 2008 4:32 PM.

Echo is hoping this picture will get him invited to the next Axe function by Johnny

said Bigus Dickus on August 25, 2008 4:35 PM.

Good luck with that Lindsey situation Echo. My advice would be don't skimp on the tequila.

said E on August 25, 2008 4:38 PM.

Echowood: Ryan, are you sure this will get me on American Idol?

said kbk on August 25, 2008 4:40 PM.

Ads for ugly bed linens always have hot guy in them.... i wonder why!!

said Angie on August 25, 2008 4:44 PM.

Angie, please don't stroke his ego any more than is necessary.

said Scaramouch on August 25, 2008 4:46 PM.

I've got a thousand dollars that says Angie is Echowood.

said Dave on August 25, 2008 4:50 PM.

Dave, I will take that bet

said Angie on August 25, 2008 4:51 PM.

Ads for ugly bed linens always have hot guy in them.... i wonder why!!

said Sassy Steve on August 25, 2008 4:54 PM.

Introducing L.L. Cool Echo.

said Baierman on August 25, 2008 4:56 PM.

Well Angie, I just happen to be Echo's manager, and if you truly find him sexy, I'll get you the hookup. More than likely he is single by now.
Give me some info.

said Dave on August 25, 2008 4:58 PM.

Red, I'll play granny if you want... but don't come with that Baby Jesus Butt Plug again.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 25, 2008 4:59 PM.

...Coming soon to a wanted poster near you...

said Baierman on August 25, 2008 5:00 PM.

OK, now you guys are starting to freak me out a little.

said Scaramouch on August 25, 2008 5:00 PM.

Hey guys, this one loves to cuddle.

said Baierman on August 25, 2008 5:00 PM.

Daaaaave... come here to see what what your first lady has got to you.

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 25, 2008 5:01 PM.

This game is no longer fun. I wanna take my football and go home.

said Echowood on August 25, 2008 5:01 PM.

Um, echo when did you develop breasts?

said Baierman on August 25, 2008 5:02 PM.

'Eeew. It was nasty. He asked me if I wanted I "Dutch Oven"'
'What the hell is a Dutch Oven?'
'I don't know and I don't want to know.'

said E on August 25, 2008 5:04 PM.

In between the Egyptian Cotton Linens, Echo wondered: "Will it look gay enough?"

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 25, 2008 5:04 PM.

You want me to do *what* ..?!

said far on August 25, 2008 5:05 PM.

If you think it's nasty, you should see what I'm wearing down here...

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 25, 2008 5:06 PM.

Sadly this photo was not enough to gain Echo entry into the LPSG.

http://www.lpsg.org/

said Baierman on August 25, 2008 5:14 PM.

Thanks Dave, but im really only into guys named Ted.

said Angie on August 25, 2008 5:16 PM.

Ladies Man II - Echowood Boogaloo.

(I think you hear him knocking Corey, and I think he's coming in.)

said E on August 25, 2008 5:20 PM.

Sausage Party 4: The Corey McMuffin

said Dave on August 25, 2008 5:23 PM.

"I am, like, totally bringing sexy back."

said Allison on August 25, 2008 5:28 PM.

Angie, I knew you were into dudes name Ted.

Guy's I'm feeling bad, we have really gone too far.

Echo, I'm sorry, I just got caught up in the moment.
Please forgive me.

said Dave on August 25, 2008 5:37 PM.

I'll be back yall. Gonna go stare at the Sun for an hour to get that image out of my head.

said E on August 25, 2008 5:42 PM.

Dave- I brought this on myself.

Angie- Just so you know, I'm all alone in the city right now. My girlfriend is doing some guy named Ted or Bob or Dave or something in Oregon and I need some companionship. Someone to talk to. Please leave your measurements and a photo with the webmaster. Thanks!

said Echowood on August 25, 2008 5:45 PM.

Don't drag me into this. Angie can just register and upload a picture of herself like the rest of you.

said Scaramouch on August 25, 2008 6:00 PM.

Ya dont make Scaramouch do all the work. If Echo wants a photo of me i just joined the YBNBY fan club on facebook, he can find me there.

said Angie on August 25, 2008 6:13 PM.

Angie, that's a pretty sultry picture of you, AND your sheets are way better than Lindsey's. So a double bonus.

Damn, it's a long time since I even looked at this facebook group - there's a lot of good looking people over there!

said Scaramouch on August 25, 2008 6:26 PM.

The Star Wars blanket is just out of view in that picture, but thanks.

said Angie on August 25, 2008 6:35 PM.

You're really trying hard to make yourself irresistible to us, aren't you...

said Scaramouch on August 25, 2008 6:37 PM.

jeez echo, not many people can pull off dust ruffles...but...nah you can't either...

said Senor Pablo on August 25, 2008 7:00 PM.

Two questions....is Webster your bitch or vice versa?

or....

Is this you trying to meet your meat?

Sorry---combination of the picture plus the ads...

said sarcastic one on August 25, 2008 7:34 PM.

Yes, but no, but yesss, but noooo, but yyyyyessssss.

said Reginald Golding on August 25, 2008 7:47 PM.

Sorry Scaramouch, it wasn't my blanket but now i know what guys look for in girl's bed linens.

said Angie on August 25, 2008 8:00 PM.

uh is there one on myspace?

said notjohndoe2 on August 25, 2008 8:57 PM.

Fortune cookie say - "You will enjoy George Michael's last concert - in bed"

said E on August 26, 2008 1:20 AM.

Echo's personal ad to accompany the picture: Hellooooooooo ladies! Echo here.....Not only do I enjoy sleeping in the nude but I love the feeling of ruffles on my body along with country sheets decorating the bedroom. Let me tell you about how I love sheep..........

said Bigus Dickus on August 26, 2008 9:03 AM.

Echowoods new look, Magnum.

said Jeni Gump on August 26, 2008 2:04 PM.

Uhmm, hey honey, why is your finger in my butt?

said Jake on August 26, 2008 3:29 PM.

A look through Sen. Craigs Eyes.

said long2021 on August 26, 2008 4:30 PM.

The lips say - don't come to close.
The eyes say - because I just might fall in love.

said E on August 27, 2008 1:36 AM.

Jesus loves you. My pastor in Australia can tell you all about it.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 27, 2008 8:08 AM.

I haven't felt this beautiful since I was a Page in Florida.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 27, 2008 8:11 AM.

I'm serious Larry - turn the damn camera OFF, and hand me my panties!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 27, 2008 8:18 AM.

Larry??? Uh-oh... I think that the first lady is in serious trouble now.

Does Dave know about it, CLC?

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 27, 2008 8:34 AM.

What the first lady does with his personal time is none of our business - including Dave. I think Dave's concern should be if Mark Foley or Larry Craig try to sabatoge his campaign with heartfelt confessions to the media.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 27, 2008 8:43 AM.

Do you ever get that...'not-so-fresh' feeling?

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 27, 2008 9:14 AM.

If Echo releases a book entitled "Confessions from the First Bed", that's when the whole campaign can be going down the drain.

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 27, 2008 9:20 AM.

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty...

I get the SENSATION of an ORGASM from love that has no boundaries!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 27, 2008 9:32 AM.

[insert showtune music here]

"...I wanna be loved by you..."

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 27, 2008 9:39 AM.

OH my God. That was so beautiful. I'll never wash these sheets again.