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Time for a weekend Caption Competition, and this time, I actually have some stuff to give away. The makers of Lost Boys: The Tribe have given us two prize packages to give away any way we see fit. Having seen neither the original Lost Boys or this sequel I can vouch for neither, but given this prize and a bag of cheap popcorn, there's every chance there could be some sofa sex heading your way with the one you love, or your hairdresser (I always find it helps to have a movie with a reasonable beginning, but where seeing the middle and end is not so important. This could be a good candidate on that score).

Each prize consists of both the DVD AND the soundtrack CD, and I'll be giving them to the two people who make me laugh hardest with captions for the above photo. Important: you MUST register before you comment if you haven't already, as that's the only way I have of tracking email addresses, so I can let you know if you win.

We'll pick a winner on Monday.

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123 Comments

You mean to say that, all these years in acting class, I've been taking notes with a tent stake? No wonder I haven't picked up anything yet!


[Not contest eligible for two reasons: a) can't register and b) not funny.]

said Don't Swayze Bro on August 22, 2008 9:43 AM.

Why can't you register?

said Scaramouch on August 22, 2008 9:49 AM.

"Look, I'm not asking you to name names...I just want to know how it got up there. Oh, and do you know a good proctologist?"

said Brad on August 22, 2008 10:00 AM.

I've tried a number of times, literally over the course of two years (yes, I've been reading YBNBY forever) and always get a weird error message. Movable Type simply hates me. I think it has something to do with the fact that I murdered Movable's entire family with an open source pick axe one chilly October night, but I'm not sure.

And now I've derailed the competition before it even gets started. I'm a font-based hurricane.

said Don't Swayze Bro on August 22, 2008 10:02 AM.

I'm now waiting for E to tell us that in the ER, he learnt that if someone has something stuck up their butt, they say 'I fell on it.'

said Scaramouch on August 22, 2008 10:04 AM.

We have been lost for so long, that my love nail has nearly worn out.
Now love me dammit LOVE ME!

said Dave on August 22, 2008 10:30 AM.

No, NO! Not two Coreys, bitch! One Corey. There's only one Corey.

said Tim on August 22, 2008 10:35 AM.

'This is not a euphamism. I really need to sharpen my point.'

said E on August 22, 2008 10:42 AM.

That's not a knitting needle...*pulls it out*...THAT'S a knitting needle!

said SalMoIlla on August 22, 2008 10:42 AM.

'Bandana's were cool in the 80's they're still cool now. You hear me!?'

said E on August 22, 2008 10:44 AM.

I swear, if you stick it into your wee-wee hole and jerk off, you'll have the time of your life!

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 22, 2008 10:49 AM.

Ted-You stay the hell away from Lindsey!

said Dave on August 22, 2008 10:52 AM.

Do you want fries with that FUCKER?!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 10:52 AM.

You think I'm stupid asshole? This is FLOUR!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 10:55 AM.

...what did you say about my momma??

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 10:56 AM.

For the last time, it's FELDMAN, not Haim!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 10:57 AM.

Call me Mouth again and I'll show you a mouth... Come on... Call me Mouth...

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 22, 2008 10:57 AM.

Whaddya mean this outfit makes me look like Patrick Swayze? Don't Swayze Bro!

said Tim on August 22, 2008 10:58 AM.

C'mere...I heard you were a Nielsen household...

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 11:00 AM.

Are you Preston or Steven? I ain't no sister-fucker!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 11:01 AM.

I PAID my cable bill asshole! Now get out of my trailor park!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 11:02 AM.

I'm supposed to play The Riddler! Not that faggot Brian Austin Green.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 11:04 AM.

No. I'm NOT prepared for Jehova's return. And STOP COMING OVER EVERY SATURDAY TO TELL ME ABOUT IT!!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 11:06 AM.

I'm Rick James' bitch!

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 22, 2008 11:08 AM.

'The casting director was a bit taken aback by Corey's method acting intensity, particularly since he was auditioning for Our Town.'

said E on August 22, 2008 11:09 AM.

And now we're going into my tent to make a sweet love, or else...

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 22, 2008 11:12 AM.

"Scaramouch, I BETTER win this caption competition"

Love,
CF

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 11:14 AM.

'Manic street preaching or teen idol drama, whatever Corey Feldman does he does with passion.'

said E on August 22, 2008 11:15 AM.

"I'm from New York, BITCH!"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 11:16 AM.

"Listen, when I said 'twice as long as a man', I was referring to his HEIGHT ..... pee-wee!"

said TeaFizz on August 22, 2008 11:21 AM.

"Dammit! I wanted a friggin' RIB-EYE!"

said TeaFizz on August 22, 2008 11:27 AM.

'Listen, it's not an Oscar, but I am very proud of my silver dildo award.'

said E on August 22, 2008 11:27 AM.

'What's the frequency Kenneth?'

said E on August 22, 2008 11:28 AM.

'Whadd'ya mean you'd rather have a YBNBY t-shirt than a Lost Boys DVD?'

said Tim on August 22, 2008 11:33 AM.

ROCK the Casbah! ROCK the Casbah!!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 11:33 AM.

'I was not the fat kid in Stand By Me, I was the kid with glasses. The other dude's boning Rebecca Romjin these days. Kill me now!'

said E on August 22, 2008 11:38 AM.

'With his acting career on a bit of a hiatus, Corey Feldman went on to the next logical gig - door to door vibrator salesman.'

said E on August 22, 2008 11:43 AM.

"Man Love isn't free buddy!"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 11:47 AM.

'That's the thing about those reformed druggies, when they started telling you about how it was when they were using they practically take you hostage.'

said E on August 22, 2008 11:47 AM.

'That Feldman is way too literal. This is what happens when you ask him what his point is.'

said E on August 22, 2008 11:57 AM.

What have I told you about touching my priceless miniature SS-20 Soviet-era Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles?

said Dave C on August 22, 2008 12:01 PM.

'Cut! Feld-Man, where are you at? You know I love you kid. You made Liscence to Drive, made it! But I need you to bring me more Dream a Little Dream 2 and you're giving me Bordello of Blood here. C'mon. Work with me. Show me that magic.'

said E on August 22, 2008 12:06 PM.

No man, I am Obama's VP! He picked ME!

said josh on August 22, 2008 12:08 PM.

"...and if ConservaLiberCrat_08 does another horrible caption, it'll be the last he ever does!"

said SalMoIlla on August 22, 2008 12:12 PM.

(SalMoIlla - I'm a chick. I'm also sorry if I offended you by dumping on your has-been object of desire. Who knew Corey Feldman could strike such a nerve.)

[caption should read]

"NOTHING will come between me and Sal's love!"

(konichiwa bitch.)

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 12:20 PM.

'This is an example of product placement done the right way. The Hitachi Magic Wand Travel Edition really would make the perfect vampire killing spike.'

said E on August 22, 2008 12:25 PM.

Who'd have thought that Corey could have been such a creative inspiration..

Glad to see we're taking the concept of comic book continuity by referencing previous stories, true believers. Especially like Dave's "Ted-You stay the hell away from Lindsey!" even if most won't understand it. Same with ConservaliberCrat's homage to Brian Austin Green.

E gets the silver dildo award by default, which will accidentally be slipped into his bladder while he's cleaning the display case.

Keep em coming, people.

said Scaramouch on August 22, 2008 12:26 PM.

'Feldman, I think you need to work on your improv skills. I ask you to ad lib a little in this scene and you give me the first thing you pull out of your butt.'

said E on August 22, 2008 12:31 PM.

E - Sal's got the perfect place for that silver dildo!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 12:33 PM.

Scara, Leonarado made a reference to Chuck Palahniuk's Guts, which was referenced in the earlier fish-penis story. In literature this is referred to as intertextuality. I'll be sure to note this in my next presentation at the Modern Language Society.

said E on August 22, 2008 12:36 PM.

The title of that presentation - Fish Penis or Caption Competition? The case for Post Modern Transgressive Blogging.

said E on August 22, 2008 12:38 PM.

[I wasn't offended...you just haven't been funny. :) ]

said SalMoIlla on August 22, 2008 12:41 PM.

I think Brad's proctology line and Sal's knitting needle/Crocodile Dundee reference have made me laugh the most. But there's some really good ones thus far.

said Johnny Wright on August 22, 2008 12:46 PM.

Rick roll me again mother-f'er

said Don on August 22, 2008 12:53 PM.

"NOBODY puts Sal in a corner!!"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 12:53 PM.

I liked the you want fries with that line. Course, I always want fries too. Yum.

said E on August 22, 2008 12:59 PM.

Don't ever call me "a poor man's William Ragsdale" again.

said Don't Swayze Bro on August 22, 2008 1:02 PM.

Look at me Dave - said Kolon-Eek - look at me all try to be that smart ass again. I'll show you how the New Yorkers are sharper than you ranchers.


said Leonardo Carvalho on August 22, 2008 1:02 PM.

What did you say about my girlfriend posing for Playboy for free? She told Hef she didn't want the money? Doesn't she realize we NEED it? It's not as if that reality TV show helped us out. My God, what is her major malfunction?

said MSGiro on August 22, 2008 1:07 PM.

Two for flinching!

said MSGiro on August 22, 2008 1:08 PM.

What did you say? My hot, model wife loves me! It has nothing to do with my icon status, good looks or mansion. Did I say icon status and good looks? One out of three ain't bad.

said gimpydingo on August 22, 2008 1:10 PM.

The Shaft II - Feldman Boogaloo.

said E on August 22, 2008 1:10 PM.

Don - I can't breathe!!! That was funny as hell!!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 1:10 PM.

"My mother called me a has-been. Once... ONCE!"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 1:16 PM.

'If you ever get the urge to watch the deleted scenes from Bikini Bandits Experience - don't. Just trust me on this.'

said E on August 22, 2008 1:17 PM.

it's no joke! I'm telling you i was abducted and it was this big.

said etantao on August 22, 2008 1:19 PM.

"QUONIAM NOS ORATOR!!"

(that's for you Leo)

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 1:27 PM.

'Hey Corey, I loved you in Lucas!
Whoa, whoa. Back up there bro. Just kidding.'

said E on August 22, 2008 1:32 PM.

E - If you base your intertextuality thesis on the latest comments on YBNBY's posts the guys on the MLS will worship you...

CLC - Thank you... from my heart!

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 22, 2008 1:34 PM.

'Don't call it a comeback motherf**cker!'

said E on August 22, 2008 1:36 PM.

Tell me the true, do I look gay?

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 22, 2008 1:38 PM.

Leonardo, yeah I think my presentation will rock em and shock em.

BTW, when Palahniuk was on the book tour he would read that story (Guts) and supposedly people would actually pass out.

said E on August 22, 2008 1:39 PM.

The instructions clearly said, "Bring a No. 2 Pencil." Is this a No. 2 pencil?

said old geezer on August 22, 2008 1:39 PM.

You ain't gonna shit right for a week

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 22, 2008 1:49 PM.

"...tell Daniel-san I'm lookin' for his punk ass!!"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 22, 2008 1:53 PM.

E- No wonder why. The story is disturbing.

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 22, 2008 1:55 PM.

You talking to me?
You talking to me?
You talking to me?
Then who the hell else are you talking to? You talking to me?
Well, I'm the only one here.
Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 22, 2008 2:20 PM.

This is why they don't allow internet access in celebrity rehab.

said E on August 22, 2008 2:24 PM.

Somebody tell Lindsey Lohan that this is what the future looks like for her and she'll be begging her parents to sign her up for a Tough Love course next week.

said E on August 22, 2008 2:32 PM.

"What? You don't think I'll shove this up Haim's peehole? 'Cause I will, Buddy!....I fucking will..."

said EJ on August 22, 2008 3:08 PM.

Feldman's explanation of his 911 conspiracy theory involved a phsycic, a gummy bear, and a nail.
Unfortunately, the only one who bought it was Jellio.

said Dave on August 22, 2008 3:23 PM.

This is Spartaaaaaaaa!

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 22, 2008 3:32 PM.

"Look, I'll stab you to death right here. I don't give a fuck. My lawyer does the truffle shuffle at the arraignment and I get off with community service."

(In case that's over anybody's head, Feldman's 'Goonies' costar, Jeff Cohen aka Chunk, is now a lawyer)

said EJ on August 22, 2008 3:40 PM.

Dave, you really have no idea how hard I'm laughing right now :)

said Scaramouch on August 22, 2008 4:31 PM.

'Is it me or are those Cialis ads getting a little tacky these days?'

said E on August 22, 2008 4:54 PM.

Having been misinformed earlier of where to stake a vampire from his local Priest, Corey thought it best he provided his own prop this time.....

said Friggan on August 22, 2008 4:59 PM.

In this weeks episode, Corey Feldman plays the part of Echowood. Dave is played by C. Thomas Howell.

Echo: Dave, you stay away from my woman! I'll shove this silver dildo so far up your ass you'll see it when you brush your teeth.

Dave: Easy there big fella.

said E on August 22, 2008 5:16 PM.

Scar, I wrote that specifically for you.

said Dave on August 22, 2008 5:27 PM.

"Do you have any idea how painful it is to shoot heroin into your junk with this? DO YOU?"

said Sheriff Pablo on August 22, 2008 6:22 PM.

"I spent $3 on that dvd rental and you denied me my sofa sex man---that's just wrong--wrong!"

said sarcastic one on August 22, 2008 7:45 PM.

"I told you I had dibs on the hot hairdresser--why did you have to follow Dave's advice first?"

said sarcastic one on August 22, 2008 7:47 PM.

"THIS is how you stage an intervention--screw the hugs/we love you/get better soon routine"

said sarcastic one on August 22, 2008 7:52 PM.

"Take this to the salon where CLC's stepmom works--no, no, not the one where Echowood goes--and do a little damage to her tires...tell her the boob implants are next if she doesn't shape up"

said sarcastic one on August 22, 2008 7:55 PM.

What the fuck do you mean you're out of SPAM?!

said Lab Cabin Fever on August 22, 2008 8:08 PM.

Hey man, tell your mom to stay out of my shit!

said Lab Cabin Fever on August 22, 2008 8:31 PM.

No! I'm not the guy from The Breakfast Club!

said Lab Cabin Fever on August 22, 2008 8:39 PM.

'This one time, at man camp, Echowood put this love nail in his pussy.'

(What the hell. I'm on his shit-list anyway.)

said Tim on August 22, 2008 9:15 PM.

Oh, Mista Kooooooh-taa, don't blame me! It was Vinnie who tol' me to put dis on ya chey-ya!

said G on August 23, 2008 12:39 AM.

'Yes it was up my butt, but I'm telling you I fell on it!'

(sorry, had to be said.)

said E on August 23, 2008 4:20 PM.

'Yes it was up my butt, but I'm telling you I fell on it!'

(sorry, had to be said.)

said E on August 23, 2008 4:22 PM.

'Yes it was up my butt, but I'm telling you I fell on it!'

(sorry, had to be said.)

said E on August 23, 2008 4:23 PM.

Corey, you nut, there's no such thing as vampires.

said E on August 23, 2008 5:08 PM.

G - if you want this to count, you have to register and sign in :)

said Scaramouch on August 23, 2008 5:46 PM.

Oof.

Sorry for the multiple posts. Got an error saying - "Publish error in template 'Comment Response': Error in tag: error in module BREAK Footer: Publish error in template 'BREAK Footer': Error in tag: Specified WidgetSet not found.", so I tried it a few times.

Please pistol whip you IT people for me.

said E on August 23, 2008 6:19 PM.

G, was that Juan Eptein or Horshack or Washington?

said E on August 23, 2008 6:20 PM.

Sorry, E - making some changes to the backend on a Saturday when I presumed things would be quiet. Things may be a little error filled around here till Monday.

said Scaramouch on August 23, 2008 7:11 PM.

Alpha Dog Unconvincing

80s Actor Still Evokes 80s

Hair Stylist Charged With Criminal Feathering

"No, I'LL pick the music for aerobics class!"

said aumana on August 23, 2008 7:29 PM.

It's all good scara.
That inspires a new caption - 'Corey expresses his frustration to the I.T. help desk.'

said E on August 23, 2008 7:53 PM.

Have to say, Corey is quite the muse.

said E on August 23, 2008 7:54 PM.

Listen kid, I don't care WHOSE name is listed first on the damn DVD cover, this is MY friggin' sequel!

said Meri on August 23, 2008 8:01 PM.

'Corey goes through the first stage of post child actor grieving process - assaulting your agent.'

said E on August 23, 2008 11:08 PM.

80's Actor Still Evokes 80's


-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-


Hair Stylist Charged with Criminal Feathering

said aumana on August 23, 2008 11:58 PM.

Scara. I like the changes but showing the pictures with the comments is a little out of whack. A bit much, plus it seems to imply I'm illeterate.

said E on August 24, 2008 12:08 AM.

God damn my ADD (I blame society), it's 'illiterate'. Fcuk all yall, that was a pun right there.

said E on August 24, 2008 12:15 AM.

E - dude, please try to reserve your comments on the changes UNTIL THEY"RE FINISHED - sheesh :)

said Scaramouch on August 24, 2008 12:50 AM.

"Question. Do you like... penicillin on your pizza?"

said TeaFizz on August 24, 2008 10:45 AM.

"Didn't I just say I'm French?"

said TeaFizz on August 24, 2008 10:51 AM.

"I was wondering, if you were driving 55 miles per hour and you collided with a runaway train, would it make ANY improvement on your face? "

said TeaFizz on August 24, 2008 10:54 AM.

Dammit, I'm COREY Feldman! And stop calling me "Eye-Gor"!

said TeaFizz on August 24, 2008 11:05 AM.

"What do you mean. 'I've got no lead in my pencil?'"

said Mr More on August 24, 2008 5:38 PM.

The budget for "Rambo V " is looking pretty shitty.

said Friggan on August 24, 2008 6:28 PM.

"Look! All I know is, I'm at Neverland Ranch and Michael Jackosn gives me a glass of warm milk... then and 2 days later I wake up in a ditch, on the outskirts of Cali with my pants round my ankles and this stuffed up my ass!!!"

said pink taco on August 24, 2008 8:45 PM.

So who won??

said gimpydingo on August 26, 2008 11:53 AM.
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