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{ August 12, 2008 }

Caption Competition

Posted by Baierman

66 Comments

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66 Comments

You go girl!

said E on August 12, 2008 2:21 PM.

'You said this is the bridge from "Temple of Doom"?'

said SalMoIlla on August 12, 2008 2:22 PM.

Woman: "THIS THING'S TOO TIGHT!"
Guy to the side: "Is it supposed to be wrapped around her neck?"

said e.dahl on August 12, 2008 2:31 PM.

"The Path of God. Only a leap from the lions head shall she prove her worth"

said Warden on August 12, 2008 2:32 PM.

Only a leap from the Lion's Head, will she prove her worth.

said Johnny Wright on August 12, 2008 2:40 PM.

OOOOOOHHHHH! I'm sorry Wendy...the correct answer was Tootie. Kim Fields played TOOTIE on the "Facts of Life". Thanks for playing!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 12, 2008 2:41 PM.

Remember, you can keep walking if you don't look down.

said owlandbear on August 12, 2008 2:42 PM.

William Katt's big break came after the producer's first choice took the lyrics too literally.

said Don't Swayze Bro on August 12, 2008 2:45 PM.

Umbutu: Look Mustafa! The American is wearing Air Jordans!!
Mustafa: Sweet! Let's see if they work!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 12, 2008 2:46 PM.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.

said E on August 12, 2008 2:49 PM.

Folks, you're all off to a very good start. keep them coming.

said Baierman on August 12, 2008 2:52 PM.

Wendy WAIT!! I was only joking! I've got your BlackBerry right here!!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 12, 2008 2:54 PM.

(while giving the locals Square Dance lessons, something went horribly wrong)

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 12, 2008 3:00 PM.

Checklist:

Hiking Boots - Check
Khaki Shorts - Check
T-Shirt - Check
Safety Harness - Check
Pony Tail Holder - Check

Safety Harness Connected to Bungee Cord - OOPS! Damn I knew I forgot something!

said Jonniewalker on August 12, 2008 3:04 PM.

Okay Mustafa! Can I open my eyes now?!?!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 12, 2008 3:12 PM.

this chicks gonna die

said notjohndoe2 on August 12, 2008 3:16 PM.

Mustafa: Hey Wendy. C'mere.
Wendy: What's up Mu?
Mustafa: YOUR CHECK BOUNCED!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 12, 2008 3:19 PM.

Believe it or not!
IIIIIII'M...walkin' on air...
I never THOUGHT I COULD BE...
soooo FREEE-EEE-EEEEEEEEEE!!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 12, 2008 3:23 PM.

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for a dumb ass.

said WrapAroundSam on August 12, 2008 3:30 PM.

Camel Toe Tipping.

said a1asupra on August 12, 2008 3:32 PM.

I'M WITH THE AGE VERIFICATION UNIT I SWEAR!!!!

said Dave on August 12, 2008 3:51 PM.

Despite using a black hand rail and gentle encouragement, the glass elevator was destined to fail.

said Rob on August 12, 2008 4:18 PM.

Jesus longed for the days when merely walking on water was sufficient proof of immortality

said Tim on August 12, 2008 4:25 PM.

Nonononono!!! I said LUNCH -not launch!

said elquesogrande on August 12, 2008 5:03 PM.

Even from 3 miles below, the fans felt that this was best stage show ever for the aging Ted Nugent.

said Tim on August 12, 2008 5:18 PM.

Even from 3 miles below, the fans felt that this was best stage show ever for the aging Ted Nugent.

said Tim on August 12, 2008 5:21 PM.

Just put one foot in front of the other, and soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor. Put one foot in front of the other, and soon you'll be walking out the ...

ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

said Tim on August 12, 2008 5:23 PM.

Little Jenny always wanted to test the old adage to see if she would jump off a bridge just because a friend jumped. Problem was, Little Jenny was a born leader.

said Tim on August 12, 2008 5:26 PM.

The Washington State Parks Department initiation might seem harsh to some, but they put on one hell of a show at the annual Sasquatch Invitational Fundraiser.

said Tim on August 12, 2008 5:33 PM.

Tim's Ted Nugent comment is in the lead folks. So funny I wish it were true.

said Baierman on August 12, 2008 5:49 PM.

Don't worry, we had Dick Chaney secure the rope.

said kbk on August 12, 2008 6:29 PM.

One of the team building, trust exercises goes very wrong.

said E on August 12, 2008 6:42 PM.

That one is really good.

said Johnny Wright on August 12, 2008 6:55 PM.

she jumped officer.....i swear.

said ARod on August 12, 2008 7:19 PM.

Gravity - It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

said E on August 12, 2008 7:27 PM.

Bet someone is waiting in the other side!

said Micaman on August 12, 2008 8:23 PM.

How to know you have played too much Tomb Raider, example A.............

said Friggan on August 12, 2008 8:57 PM.

Damn whities.
It's our turn now, muthaf***ers!

said e.dahl on August 12, 2008 9:38 PM.

Wile E. Coyote's daughter vowed to continue the crusade to catch the Roadrunner...With the same results...

said Sheriff Pablo on August 12, 2008 10:08 PM.

...and now take a look at the next Darwin Awards winner.

Look fast, she's going!

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 13, 2008 9:19 AM.

- Are you sure this is the only way to cross the gorge?

- Nope. You can try the slingshot if you prefer, miss.

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 13, 2008 9:21 AM.

Ok folks, now I'll do my impersonation of Ed Murphy's career.

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 13, 2008 9:22 AM.

Stoooop!!! I don't have ass crickets anymore!!! I'm clean!!! I swear!!!

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 13, 2008 9:25 AM.

Once again Long Dong Silver was going to show that he could hang white chicks in his "dark chocolate love hose".

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 13, 2008 9:29 AM.

NOOOOOO!! I said BIGGER!! Bigger with a "B"! I like BIGGER mountains!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 13, 2008 9:52 AM.

Breaking up really isn't hard to do.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 13, 2008 9:59 AM.

You're voting for who ma'am? McCain? Oh, the voting polls are right this way...

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 13, 2008 10:03 AM.

I'm SORRY!!

I thought EVERYBODY LOVED K-FED!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 13, 2008 10:07 AM.

Wait! WAIT!! Please!... I'm only related to the Bush's by MARRIAGE!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 13, 2008 10:10 AM.

Welcome to the Hellen Keller tight rope school.

said jbudd on August 13, 2008 10:26 AM.

"...ya put your right foot in and ya shake-it-all about!
Ya do the hokey pokey,
and ya turn yourself ar- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on August 13, 2008 10:38 AM.

Air fare to the Congo, $2000.00.
Exclusive escorted tour of the jungle, $3,000.00.
Convincing Lindsay Lohan that the bridge REALLY WAS invisible...priceless.

said prplboots on August 13, 2008 10:44 AM.

White men can't Jump 2 starring Michael Bolton.

said Dave on August 13, 2008 10:47 AM.

Salem Witch Trials Redux ... Salem, Congo.

said Brian H on August 13, 2008 10:48 AM.

Gonna fly now Jonny...

said BeriLeigh on August 13, 2008 12:18 PM.

Keep it up folks. There's a lot of good ones here. Choosing a winner will be tough.

said Baierman on August 13, 2008 2:23 PM.

Yo lady... mind the gap.

Gap, what gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

said Leonardo Carvalho on August 13, 2008 2:31 PM.

I promise I'll eat all my veggies from now on!!

said Ruth on August 13, 2008 5:04 PM.

Beer drinking games sure have gotten a lot harder since in my day.

said E on August 13, 2008 7:24 PM.

This was the pavement painters masterpiece, so realistic that people were terrified to walk on it.

said Coits on August 13, 2008 7:48 PM.

Leonardo, Gold medal in our little Olympics here for the Eddie Murphy joke. Excellent form.

said E on August 13, 2008 9:53 PM.

(Insert Indiana Jones joke here)

said Bigus Dickus on August 14, 2008 8:21 AM.

Careful -- that first step is a doozy...

said Bile on August 15, 2008 1:29 PM.

Another sign that the RIAA is taking illegal music downloads a little too personally...

said Bile on August 15, 2008 1:36 PM.

Thanks for the comments. We'll announcer the winner of a free t-shirt shortly.

said Baierman on August 15, 2008 2:01 PM.

We had a tie here. Fortunately the 3 winners are the same person. Congratulations to ConservaLiberCrat_08 for...

"OOOOOOHHHHH! I'm sorry Wendy...the correct answer was Tootie. Kim Fields played TOOTIE on the "Facts of Life". Thanks for playing!"

"Umbutu: Look Mustafa! The American is wearing Air Jordans!!
Mustafa: Sweet! Let's see if they work!"

"Wait! WAIT!! Please!... I'm only related to the Bush's by MARRIAGE!"

Ck your email for Tee shirt news CLC08

said Baierman on August 19, 2008 1:11 PM.

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