This week in delusional...The Dark Knight continues to entertain audiences and please studio heads. The next installment of the rebooted Batman franchise is a sure bet. Making the film is the equivalent of printing a billion dollars.
The late Heath Ledger's performance as the The Joker was one for the ages. He was mesmerizing. And possibly Academy Award winning. Whoever steps into the next villain role has his or her work cut out for them.
Enter Beverly Hills 90210 veteran Brian Austin Green. Who has been gracious enough to volunteer to be The Riddler. Green tells MTV in part:
I would love to be the Riddler, I hope to God they don't replace Heath and have the Joker [again]. So they need a new villain and The Riddler makes sense. ... My Riddler would take years of preparation. It's tough. Heath set the bar a new level.
Okay. So on the short list to play Edward Nigma is Johnny Depp, Adrian Brody, David Tennant and ... Brian Austin Green.
Maybe his performance in Impact Point was better than I heard. I wouldn't sit by the phone waiting for Mr. Nolan to offer you the role Brian. I'd head back to the studio to focus on your rap career.
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Bro, I read the title of this and havent been able to quit laughing. I don't even think that I finished reading the piece. I can''t tipe ane morrd
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Douche bag.
this is even more pitiful than those Winehouse pictures.
anyway there's nothing but rumors on any aspect of the next one.
Perhaps sleeping with Megan Fox gave him a false sense of accomplishment.
Reverend Johnny Wright, you BITE YOUR TONGUE this instant! Don't encourge BAG (yeah, like Douche) to start a rap career!! Are you high man??? I'm still trying to figure out how to assasi ... I mean end K-Fed's music career. Don't even play around with something like that.
And look what you've done to Dave! Great. He's delirious now. Leonardo, any word on the hot chicks yet? He needs something to help him snap back. Tell them to bring rubber sheets, flashlights, 4 extension cords... better make that 5, and some Pepto Bismol. It may be a long night.
Brian Austin Green has all the talent of a fucking Chia Pet. He's an asshole for even uttering Heath Ledger's name in an interview. Look at his picture that's posted. He's supposed to be a ... wait a sec... a... (can't stop laughing)... a VILLAIN?!?! Get the hell outta here!! He wears panties. Bitch.
My apologies. I'll choose my words more carefully next time. We'll just pretend his hip hop album never happened.
Your servant,
Reverend Wright
oh wait... he had a hip-hop album? As in 'He's already attempted a music career?'
Dammit - now I've got to add him to my list.
Reverend - I'm the one that owes you an apology. I didn't know he...
(really?)
Sleeping with Megan Fox would give me a big head too. (Wink, Wink. Nudge, Nudge.)
oh God... just saw the video. I'm going to be ill.
Wow Number 1 that was a pretty intense post.
I was wif ya ti yizz strted bagin on Kfed Uh uh uh Yo yo can I get whoi whoi for the Kfed.
Kfed kiks azzz boiiiiiiiii!
Oh yeah an dem xtenshun cords whaterdos fo?
Sorry, the gangsta is comin' out in me. The post reminded me to break out my B.A.G. Bootlegged casette.
Today would have been a good day to wear my KFed tshirt to work.
YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH DOGGGGGGG!
D - You trippin dawg....and don't front on da xtention cords yo. You know I'm just lookin out for a playa. You know when L slide dem dyme pieces yo way, yo azz is gonna be thankin me and shyt!
Yo Wassup?
I think outside of the Box
I sleep with Megan Fox
My lyrics are tight, like they use Botox
Yo think Hills think 90210
Heidi Montag won't be challenging my flow
Yo, Wussup, Wussup, Wussup
See? E is even a better lyricist than K-Fed.
When is E's album dropping?
I think Corey Felman would great for the. I can't even finish that bs.
I'd like to see the riddler in the next one. Perhaps I'm a little biased.
I'd like to see them make the riddler dark though not goofy. I really liked what Legder did with the Joker.
My album will be out as soon as Amy Winehouse makes it through Rehab.
We wait with baited breath.
I Watch Stuff posted that Angelina Jolie was looking into the role of Catwoman, which I think would also be a mistake. I love how everyone in Hollywood seems to be jumping on the zomg Heath was awesome bandwagon and wanting to prove that they too are as good as he is, and that they could throw themselves into a role with equal abandon.
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/07/angelina_jolie_might_own_catwo.php for source.
Wasn't this fagula engaged to Tiffani Amber at one time? Now he's taggin' Megan Fox? The boy gets some serious tail ...
E - nice work. Makes too much sense for a recording contract though.
#1 - Way to cover Dave's back. Perfect execution. Though I don't see any reason to insult the beloved Chia Pet.
I bet Willem Dafoe would make a great Riddler, but I suspect that character would end up being too close to his character in Spiderman. We need a younger actor for the part ... perhaps Ed Norton? James McAvoy?
This guy is 20 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
Has he really bagged Tiffany Amber? un-fucking-believable.
i like McAvoy a lot, hes got great potential. hope he got the action out off his system with Wanted and gets back to good movies now .
etantao has been en fuego this week with the one-liners...
that one isn't mine i just can't remember from who i heard it, i think it was a comedian.
Tim - You're right. My Chia Pet analogy was way out of line. I was just a little angry. I mean enough is enough, and the story about (douche) B.A.G. brought me to my tipping point.
Brian Austin Green would be great as the Riddler. I was very disappointed that he wasn't voice-cast for the DragonLance movie. That would have made all the difference.
Defoe would be great as the Riddler! Especially if he channelled his character from Boondock Saints. It would be fanfreakintastic. That, or David Tennant. The more Tennant on TV, the better, as far as I'm concerned.
I hate to admit this, but I am, I'm really looking forward to the new 90210.
Gump - you should probably be ashamed to admit that. Come to think of it, you should be punished for admitting that.
Love,
CLC_08