I almost lost my job just now.
My very demanding employer was heading over to our corporate office for an emergency meeting and he needed me to immediately print that big quarterly report I compiled for him on Wednesday.
Problem was, half way through printing our stupid printer ran out of paper. Crud! Being Friday, the stock room was empty, my assistant was off and there is no Staples close by.
My boss was about to blow a gasket. (Folks, we're on the 18th floor and I felt quite sure I'd be taking the express elevator down to the street.)
Then a miracle happened. I was able to print blank paper and complete my printing.
Thank you Benjamin Bradford. Your incredible website just saved my career.
To celebrate I'm going to take my dog for a walk. He's all jacked up about it.
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So, what the hell, you are out of paper in your printer and Benny Bradford saved your job so you could print blank paper to put back into your machine so that you could print your report.
WTF.
Dude, Even I feel bad for wasting my companies time over reading that little piece of advertising.
It's a joke, son, a joke.
Dave my printer was out of paper so I went to blanksheetofpaper.com and was suddenly my printer was able to print blank pieces of paper. How great is that!
I wrote that with a smile, in case it didn't translate.
Not to change the subject, but you had mentioned Viagra for dogs. I wonder if they have anti-Viagra for dogs.
I shot a buck deer once, and had my Labrador Retriever with me. While I was dragging the buck to my truck my dog was trying to hump the dead deer. Is that something to worry about??? I treasure your advise Baierman.
The only anti-humping advice I have is to adopt a cat instead next time.
I'd rather eat the peanuts out of a turd than own a cat.
Thanks for nothing. :)
The guy who came up with this thing should find a charitable organization and donate some of the free time he's got on his hands....jack-ass.
if i were more of an office nerd, id get this, AT ONE TIME... A GOD AMONG MEN...2 GODS AMONG MEN...CONJURED UP THE FANTASTIC IDEA....DRINK LOTS OF SKI AND FUCKING PARTY.
NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE.
AND IT HAPPENED...SKI FEST WAS BORN. BORN FROM THE BRAIN OF ONE AND THE HOUSE OF ANOTHER..THE BRAIN OF LANDO AND THE DWELLING OF JOSH PENN...THERE WAS SKI...AND A FEST. TOGETHER...A SKI FEST. MANY RAPES, PUKES, AND HOLES IN THE WALL LATER....IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. NUMERO QUATRO.
HERE'S THE INFO
its happening people
tomorrow night (saturday) 7 or 8 o clock
MY Household!
so bring tons of ski!
any questions call/text me 618-550-1990
or message me or lando
PLEASE REPOST THIS!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaHHhaha
yesm, be there its happening!
you guys rock!
Thanks for the thoughts NJD2, I suggest laying off the drugs for a bit.
Too bad he didn't leave his address. Me and my four children are looking for something to do while Scaramouch is out of town. Bummer.
He left a phone number but if you go, make sure you and the kids all have some pepper spray.
Get pictures, Cindy. This could be very strange. But have the pepper spray ready.
OHH MAN IT WAS GREAT! i made a suit of armor out of cardboard, and had a plastic lightsaber, and lost 2 times in ski pong, and we played chinese rockpaperscissors, skanked in the kitchen, some kid was walking around eating all the moths that flew into the house, that was wierd, but we all got along fine.
i went to this site and read the generally confused emails that were given to this guy, thats pretty clever of him.