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Here's a cuss-o-meter update from the YBNBY standards and practices division. A check today of our cuss level shows that language around here has gotten better.

Shit.

Back in April The Muggler pointed out - via bullshit! - that our cuss level was a very low 6%. Today it's 0. What kind of fucked up shit is this?

Please, take a moment to express your outrage.

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20 Comments

0%? That's fucked up.

said Tim on July 31, 2008 12:16 PM.

Fuck that shit. I guess I haven't been fucking posting enough lately.

said Jeem on July 31, 2008 12:18 PM.

Hey, you can cuss all day here, but that will only affect one page out of how many? If you want to change the meter, you've got to spread it around in the archives, damn it!

said Miss Cellania on July 31, 2008 12:25 PM.

Good point, Miss C. That seems like a lot of work, though -- isn't there some sort of "fuckbot" program we can run that will just randomly insert F-bombs for us?

said Jeem on July 31, 2008 12:30 PM.

For the love of George Carlin!! What the fuck is wrong with this site? I expected better.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on July 31, 2008 12:32 PM.

Consarn it! Fudge! Sugar! Judas Priest!

said Johnny Wright on July 31, 2008 12:37 PM.

Ummm Rev - even Jesse Jackson did better than that!!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on July 31, 2008 12:40 PM.

Ohhhh, fukbots ...

said Tim on July 31, 2008 12:49 PM.

Nuts! Balls! Testes!

Better?

said Johnny Wright on July 31, 2008 1:07 PM.

That is what you call the mis-measure of the blog. If they had a metric for safe-for-work-but-yet-vaguely-obscene caption contests, this, my friends, would be the numero-uno blog on the whole pince internet.

Just a little straight talk, my friends.
I'm John McCain and I approved this message.

said E on July 31, 2008 1:58 PM.

Blastard. Ship. Fucky. Damsel. Mother-Fudrucker.

said Baierman on July 31, 2008 2:11 PM.

E, we are #1 site on the Internet for Female Streakers. That's our claim to fucking shit ass fame.

said Baierman on July 31, 2008 2:14 PM.

Bless your heart.........

said Bigus Dickus on July 31, 2008 2:37 PM.

This thread must have helped. Just ran it and got:
Around 6.8% of the pages on your website contain cussing.
This is 32% LESS than other websites who took this test.

We're just a wholesome, well mannered, bunch around here.

said E on July 31, 2008 2:39 PM.

lets add some wizard's swears, they should have some more weight than muggle ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqTHmzMk0Cw

said etantao on July 31, 2008 2:45 PM.

What the fuckety fuck is going on. Last time this ass-clown of a blog was at six percent you pussy lickers said you were going to get things moveing lick a sixties ass fuck orgy. What happened to the sluts?! What happened to the hard hitting news of what happened to porn stars?!

said long2021 on July 31, 2008 3:06 PM.

Let's face it, the Carpenters make us look like bikers. We're just too nice around here.

said E on July 31, 2008 3:09 PM.

Got that backwards (darn!). We make the Carpenters look like bikers.
We probably have the Osmonds beat though, on the plus side.

said E on July 31, 2008 3:10 PM.

Holy fuck - that's some damn bullshit. What asshole do we need to bitch slap over that fucked up report. This place is going to hell, I tell ya.


MITTENS!!!

said Jeff on July 31, 2008 3:44 PM.

Blasphmay!

I think you guys need to plant some fuck bombs into what you post here also.

said Jeni Gump on August 11, 2008 2:37 PM.
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