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Tour de Dead
Posted by Johnny Wright
Tour de France .jpgFrom the Sports Desk...

The once cool Tour de France continues it's steady slide into obscurity. Yet another rider, this time Spaniard Moises Duenas Nevado, has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Is anyone clean? Certainly not shamed American Floyd Landis who lost his last appeal. (Now go away Floyd. Stop talking, please.)

One wonders how long it will take to purge cycling of dopers and cheaters and regain respectability.

Maybe it never will...

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3 Comments

"Here Guadalupe... take this... your nuts won't shrink... trust me"

Oh.

Wait.

I thought this was a caption competition.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on July 16, 2008 3:28 PM.

We could turn it into one. No worries.

said Johnny Wright on July 16, 2008 4:21 PM.

I think we should just start having 'performance enhancing drugs' competitions.

That should be another phrase that needs to die

said Jeni Gump on August 8, 2008 11:05 AM.
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