From the Sports Desk...The once cool Tour de France continues it's steady slide into obscurity. Yet another rider, this time Spaniard Moises Duenas Nevado, has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.
Is anyone clean? Certainly not shamed American Floyd Landis who lost his last appeal. (Now go away Floyd. Stop talking, please.)
One wonders how long it will take to purge cycling of dopers and cheaters and regain respectability.
Maybe it never will...
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"Here Guadalupe... take this... your nuts won't shrink... trust me"
Oh.
Wait.
I thought this was a caption competition.
We could turn it into one. No worries.
I think we should just start having 'performance enhancing drugs' competitions.
That should be another phrase that needs to die