It's that time of year, kids. Where knuckleheads from around this big blue marble we call home travel to Spain to run with the bulls. It's also the time of year where I root for the bulls. I pull for the underdog, uh, underbull ... you know what I mean.
Let's go toro! (clap clap clapclapclap)
On day one, there has been 13 people injured but none gored. Come lads, we can do better than that.
Come on Ferdinand! Get that guy in the stupid red scarf! Get him! Put that horn where the sun don't shine!
Ole!!!
Addendum: We have a goring. Boo yeah...
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Yay! Go bulls. The dude on the left horn even wore his Nike's. Seems like it's the bull that's 'just doing it'. Good fun.
Well said. Pretty much my views too Johnny. If an animal is in a sporting event with a human, I root for the animal.
I'm no supporter of Peta, in fact I mock them at every turn, but this seems a bit outdated, no?
Even with Papa Hemingway loving the bullfights, I can't condone it. The idiots that travel thousands of miles to go deserve a horn in the keester if you ask me.
Come on Toro! Stick him where the good Lord split him!!!
Yeah. The guys who participate are looking for a nice anecdote. What's more of an ice breaker than explaining your butt scars? Very Hemingwayesque.
Go Toro!
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
Hey-O!!!
No adrenaline rush is worth the horn-up-the-ass tragedy. I'd rather go bungie jumping or white water rafting to get a rush.
Howard Schultz should visit Pamplona to re-invigorate his "warm liquid in cup" franchise.
"Just stand right here in the middle of the street Mr. Schultz. No, no that's not bulls running towards you, that's thunder. It's stormy. Okay. Just stand still, close your eyes, we'll be right back to give you your award..."