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The Lords Prayer for the Modern Woman

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By "Modern" I mean ladies with vibrators.

Have a very happy Monday.

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"The lords prayer for the modern woman" Ladies, please turns yours on and pray...


"My vibrator brings me to heaven

Rabbit is its name

Till kingdoms done

It makes me come

On earth with eyes on heaven

Give me a daily thrill

And forgive my screams

As i forgive flat batteries

Lead me not into temptation

Deliver me from frustration

Thy is the rotation the power

And the buzzin forever and ever"

No men

via The Devils Dandruff

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3 Comments

that was stupid.

said jayslackofselfcontrol on July 21, 2008 12:03 PM.

Thanks, Jayslack...

said Baierman on July 21, 2008 12:23 PM.

You're stupid jays.

Good Fight Club reference though.

The rabbit is great exercise for the Kegels, I can stop mine.

said Jeni Gump on August 8, 2008 12:15 PM.
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