From the Sports Desk...I cannot express how entertaining the Alex Rodriguez implosion is. Almost as fun as Roger Clemens crashing to Earth like a busted spy satellite. A-Rod's phony act has been transparent for many years.
His alleged affair with Jurassic pop star Madonna and buying a condo for a stripper mistress are just hilarious.
The photo above of Toronto Blue Jays fans taunting Alex is worthy of a doff of the cap. Well done. That is better than Mariner fans throwing Monopoly money in the air when he comes to bat.
A-Rod is walking irony. He puts on his calculated act because he is so desperate to be loved and admired. Only sports fans and the media know it's rubbish and dislike him more as a result. Justice, if you ask me.
Check out this brief Onion story that lampoons his persona perfectly.
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It seems like Madonna has always been in to bad boys. Take for example Vanilla Ice. She's hard core.
I wonder if the phony English accent will suddenly change to a New York accent?
I know that Alex Rodriguez-Madonna dominates this story, but check out the guy wearing the backwards squiggly cap!
That is the most backwards squiggly cap I've ever seen. It is also the only backwards squiggly cap I've ever seen. Yet, somehow, it, by the sheer force of its lone stand against convention, becomes a veritable backwards squiggly capapalooza.
Damn, cant a young millionaire do better than Madonna? There must be younger nicer trim around.
A-Rod is under the spell of the Material Girl. And Kabbalah.
They make a cute couple. Loved the pic Johnny.
Those Canadians are heroes in my eyes...
I really wish a-rod was the world's greatest basketball who recently signed a huge contract to play for the Oklahoma City Sonics. That'd be fun.
How dare you Baier. How dare you...
If you were the greatest baseball player of all time you'd think you deserved more than one woman too. Cut 'em some slack. (:
I've never been very good at reading between the lines but did zenpunk just call A-rod the greatest player of all time?
That's like someone saying the Sonics are the greatest basketball team of all time.
Wait I guess thats not true, the Sonics would have to at least have a better than average record to be able to make the comparison.
Sorry bad analogy.
How dare you, Dave. How dare you.
Dave, Madonna already pimped an imaginary NY accent earlier in her career.