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After my post yesterday regarding a monster washing up near the Hamptons, and it's rumor to be the creation of a secret government project, I thought it was time to check out some other "secret" projects of the government/odd phenomena via the always accurate Wikipedia.

The Montauk Project- Supposedly the government facility that created the "monster." The Montauk Project has also been rumored to be a testing grown for psychological warfare techniques.

Philadelphia Experiment- Did the United States create an invisible naval destroyer? And, during one of it's tests, did some of the crew become fused to the metal bulkhead of the ship a la The Flying Dutchman?

Tunguska Event- This is real. Whatever happened in Tunguska in 1908, destroyed a huge area of land. Some say it was cause by the air burst of a low altitude meteorite. Was it pure antimatter or a black hole? Whatever the cause, this thing would definitely ruin your day were it to happen in your back yard.

Wardenclyffe Tower- Free electricity without powerlines? That was Nikola Tesla's hope with Wardenclyffe. Unfortunately, Tesla's funding ran out, and he was never able to give substantive evidence that such a thing was possible.

Bohemian Grove- What better place to put a secret retreat for the most powerful men in the world than the woods north of San Francisco? The Grove exists, and has been home to several gatherings including a meeting on the Manhattan Project. Each year, the "Cremation of Care" involves the poling of a small boat across a lake containing an effigy. Dark, hooded individuals receive the effigy from the ferryman which is placed on an altar and at the end of the ceremony, is set on fire. These are the people you voted for. Good luck.

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Best thing I have read in a long time:

One of the conspiracy theories of the Montauk Project is "Nikola Tesla, whose death was faked in a conspiracy, was the chief director of operations at the base (which if they started in the 80s would make him 120+)."

Tesla works there. Or maybe it's David Bowie playing Tesla.

I love the conspiracy nuts. Comedy at it's finest.

said Johnny Wright on July 31, 2008 4:52 PM.

Here's a weird but totally true fact I uncovered recently. My wife's great grandfather was the "Director of Entertainment" for Bohemian Grove, presumably in the 30s and 40s.

said Scaramouch on August 1, 2008 1:13 AM.

With information like that, who could call you a commie brit? That practically makes you capitalist royalty!

said Echowood on August 1, 2008 8:00 AM.

awesome W.A.S.T.E. neon!

said ReviewStew on August 1, 2008 12:46 PM.

Wait a minute........are you guys monitoring the thoughts in my head? I bet if I say "Kill the president", Secret Service guys will be all over me like Michael Jackson on children (heyo!)....Get.....outta.....my.....head.....YBNBY!!! It's a plot! Hehehehehe........I'm putting my tinfoil hat back on.

said Bigus Dickus on August 1, 2008 1:15 PM.

Review- You win the prize. I was trying to be incredibly obscure, sure that no one who reads YBNBY can catch a random Pynchon reference. You've earned my respect, not that it was worth much.

said Echowood on August 1, 2008 1:16 PM.

No secret service guys......yet.....

said Bigus Dickus on August 1, 2008 1:21 PM.

You guys should check our Coast to Coast AM. This is a recap of last nights show found at: http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2005/08/02.html

{Conspiracies & the London Bombings

Filmmaker and radio host Alex Jones (infowars.com) returned to discuss the nature of conspiracy theories as well as to share his investigations into the London bombings. People have lost faith in the government who've been caught lying too many times, and they've become skeptical about the "official line," he said. Over the last decade, many more people have come to agree with him that there is a "corrupt elite" and the formation of a world government, explained Jones.

The 7/7 London bombings occurred on the same day a terrorist drill was being conducted there and the probability for such a coincidence was highly unlikely, he said. Jones suggested that the drill is a key indication that the attack was a "globalist operation." Intelligence agents who ran across "chatter" referring to planned attacks, might assume it was just the drill, he added. He also pointed out that a former MI-5 agent, David Shayler, noted that there are many similarities between the London attacks and 9-11.

The four bombers in the 7/7 attack could have been patsies, and even Scotland Yard has said there may have been a mastermind, said Jones, who detailed how this mastermind is reportedly a British Intelligence asset. "I wish it was just ragtag Islamists," I wish it wasn't elements of a "criminal government," he lamented.

Jones concurred with George Noory's observation that the globalists may be planning to nuke a small to mid-size American city to "bring us to our knees." If there is such an attack, said Jones, we'll see the onset of a fascist state that will make 1984 "look like a cakewalk." }

Isn't is so delicious? I love a good conspiracy.

Here's the wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coast_to_Coast_AM

said Jeni Gump on August 11, 2008 2:48 PM.
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