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Resurrectile Dysfunction
Posted by Big Picture, Big Sound

"The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor" 1/2* (out of four): Lacking the whimsy and excitement of the previous installments, this outing fails to deliver on nearly all fronts.

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The latest installment in the "Mummy" series, "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor", finds our familiar heroes, Rick and Evelyn O'Connell (Brendan Fraser and Maria Bello), uncomfortably settled into a retirement full of mansions, butlers, and unfulfilling pastimes. Longing for the excitement of their previous exploits they fairly jump at the chance to accept an assignment from [GOVERNMENT AUTHORITY] to deliver [DANGEROUS RELIC] to [EXOTIC LOCALE]. Once there they, of course, inadvertently resurrect an ancient Chinese emperor of unimaginable power (the word "mummy" is used more loosely this time around) who, of course, plans to take over the world.

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1 Comment

I guarantee this is the best title for a Mummy review out there. Well done!

said Jeem on July 31, 2008 10:24 AM.
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