Longtime YesButNoButYes readers will recall posts here from Aquaman, who is now mental_floss editor Jason English. He is about to become a father at any moment, so Stacy posted 10 Reasons Jason English Will Make a Great Dad. They aren't normal reasons, mind you.

1. Will read Baby English the current values of his baseball cards instead of bedtime stories.

2. Instead of repeatedly watching the Wiggles and the Doodlebops, Jason will make his kid watch Sports Night DVDs over and over.

3. Will be a great SAT prep source due to his unique ability to explain everything in analogies. Unfortunately, his kid will have to travel back in time to 1997 to find that section on an SAT exam.

4. Has a killer Big Bird costume to hand down to his first-born.

Read the rest with their explanatory links at mental_floss.