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Liquid Virgin

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Liquid Virgin is supposed to be a "Vaginal Contracting Lubricant", although "lubricant" has more to do with the usage instructions than the effects. Contains alum, which is the ingredient found in persimmons that makes you pucker up. It's used in pickle brine. I'm not advocating its use, because who knows how safe and/or effective it is. The focus on this product in some places has been about the unfortunate emphasis on virginity, and the idea that if a woman's hoo-ha isn't as tight as a virgin, then her man is missing out on pleasure. That's BS. If you buy this stuff for your lady and try to convince her she need "tightening" because she's far removed from virginity, she may go along with it to avoid confronting the real issue -the fact that your equipment is, um, small.



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i once ugh... knew a lady that went to an adult store and among the things she bought there was one of these. i preferred, i meam, she said that was the worst product she got that day. some of the other were tingling creams, vibrating rings and some others.

said etantao on July 20, 2008 11:37 PM.

Yeah. Worst gift idea ever.

said E on July 21, 2008 1:22 AM.

I've never been aware of any result of actual shrinkage caused by alum--just a puckery taste and sensation. Doesn't the whole shrinking of the mouth just come from Sylvester & Tweety Bird cartoons?

From what I've come to understand, Preparation H would probably be a whole lot more effective at the shrinking/tightening.

At any rate, wouldn't some amount of any such product used on the hoo-ha likely come into contact with the willy, also causing shrinkage and tightening?

said Hoyt Clagwell on July 21, 2008 4:19 AM.

Is this stuff in case your penis is too small and your magic penis pills don't really work? If you're too small, and your lady is too loose, would you use both male AND female enhancement?

said Faneffingtastic on July 21, 2008 11:22 AM.

This sparked a few awkward conversations between myself and some friends about hymen reconstruction surgery, which is creepy beyond creepy. Well, I suppose I don't mind so much if a woman wants to give her longterm boyfriend or husband a slightly strange anniversary gift, but the idea that a woman isn't fit to be married unless she has her hymen and that a woman would get one out of fear of being divorced really creeps me out. Anyway.

said Eddy on July 21, 2008 1:46 PM.

I think you guys are somewhat missing the point. Vaginas get loose with use. I've totally had girlfriends get to the point where it felt like i was having sex with a glass of water. That being said, there is no way in hell to suggest that a girl use this stuff and to expect to receive sex from her at all for a very long time.

said Ctoph on July 21, 2008 5:03 PM.

Just do some http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise and you'll be set.

said Jeni Gump on August 8, 2008 12:11 PM.

This stuff really works. I have always done kegel excercises. I couldn't help but purchase this due to the great comments and low price. I felt like a million bucks after we used this. I really could feel the difference and feel the details of his erection. Sex was more exciting. It became drying after a while. Nothing wrong with the equipment before I used it. This is just a nice treat!!

said CR on May 18, 2009 8:11 PM.
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