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John McCain and His Floundering Ad Campaign
Who in the fuck is in charge of his messaging? Here's his latest commercial

Really? You're reduced to admitting he's more popular than you are? You're actually trying to make his popularity and youth a bad thing? Are you out of your ever loving mind?

Hey, let's turn the tables. Here's some cool stuff that was going on in 1936..the year John McCain was born.

March 1936 - Hoover Dam is completed (yes, that's right. John McCain is as old as the motherfucking Hoover Dam)

June 1936 - Gone With The Wind is published...the book....for the first time

January 1936 - The Green Hornet show premiers....on motherfucking radio

March 1936 - Stock cars are raced at Daytona...for the first time.

November 1936 - Franklin Roosevelt is reelected to his second term.

Fun stuff that came after McCain was born...the bombing of London by Hitler, televisions becoming popular in homes, the birth of Steve Jobs.

To McCain's credit he was born after the discovery of Pluto...by 6 years.

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11 Comments

he's going downhill faster than the kid on the skate board.

said etantao on July 30, 2008 11:46 AM.

Yeah, and what's up with those shots of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, trying to equate Obama's "celebrity" with theirs? Classy.

etantao: let's hope so! The perception of McCain rapidly sliding downhill is painfully obvious to us, but to the millions of right-wing fucktards living in Flyover Country, this video might actually be perceived as a success...

said Jeem on July 30, 2008 12:05 PM.

Like I said, somebody is getting fired this week.

said Johnny Wright on July 30, 2008 12:09 PM.

Jeem - 'right-wing fucktards living in Flyover Country' (so harsh). However, I just saw Planes, Trains and Automobiles. I thought of the guy in Kansas who picked up Candy and Martin in his truck. Good stuff!

said E on July 30, 2008 1:29 PM.

Reverend, can you smite John McCain? PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSEE???

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on July 30, 2008 3:41 PM.

I have a feeling that The Good Reverend Wright won't have to so anything while McCain digs his own grave.

But I'm ready when needed.

Your humble servant,

Reverend Johnny Wright

said Johnny Wright on July 30, 2008 3:44 PM.

...and yet ol' Mr. Mc is still up in the polls. And frankly no matter what he does or says or spends, he will be there until the end.

said Baierman on July 30, 2008 4:11 PM.

Baierman - A mild stroke would take care of that problem nicely

said Razen on July 30, 2008 6:08 PM.

I think Obama will change the world. Unfortunately we will discover in the next years.

said ciro on July 31, 2008 5:09 AM.

Thanks Reverend. If and when you do start a smite campaign, please add Cindy to the list too. Perhaps you can recruit Sofar to stand on top of a Volvo with a large axe at the RNC?

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on July 31, 2008 11:05 AM.

Yeah, what was going on with that Sofar guy? Yikes...

said Johnny Wright on July 31, 2008 11:20 AM.
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