Television no longer has a "bar" that can be lowered. The bar slowly sunk into the quicksand after Flavor of Love set race relations back seven years. But at least Flave found true love. ... Wait... Never mind...A story that should be shocking, but unfortunately isn't, the "former" prostitute that former New York Governor Elliott Spitzer paid extra to diddle without a condom -- hang on, need to swallow the vomit that just came up -- is in negotiations to have her own dating show.
Now the source on this story is Access Hollywood, not exactly the Washington Post, so it may be phony. Please Ghost of Philo T. Farnsworth let the story be rubbish.
MTV, of course, is reportedly bidding on the potential show. Can you imagine the desperate douchebags that would go on that show? How do you bring that prize home to Momma?
"She's changed, Mom. She hardly ever charges money for sex anymore and almost passed all her STD tests last week."
There will be no winners. No joy in Mudville, MTV, if you reward a prostitute with a television show.
Read my pitch for a dating show here.
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I don't know that she's markedly more of a bad choice than Tila or New York. Those gals are troublemakers!
I'm sorry Jeff but you are eliminated from the competition but as a parting gift you get the crabs.
Let me give etantao a rimshot ... where are my drums ... have to be around here somewhere...
Great point about the bar being lowered. What REALLY shocks me, is how low the bar has dropped in terms of what networks consider "acceptable" amongst hot-crotched skanks these days. 'Cigarette/Beer Breath' hookers are a thing of the past. Now, there's the 'Jerry Springer/Meth-Mouth' breed, that reality television can't seem to get enough of.
Overall, I guess I'm not shocked about the show. It sounds like another version of "I Love New York", only this hooker (Spitzer's "Lady of the Night") is confirming up front that she'll have sex for money.
God Bless America!!
The Rumors are true.
I recently took part in a screening for male contestants of the show.
I didn't even make it through the first cut. They told me that I had to be at least 65 years or older.
It should be a pretty intense show.
I saw this on the news last night (yes the 11 o'clock NEWS) and came up with a title, tell me what you think: Who wants the governor's sloppy seconds?
HAHAHAAH yes we are dorks!
thanks johnny appreciate the rimjob... i mean rimshot.
this topic reminds me of a Dave Chappelle stand up where he talks about the power of Clinton's dick. that after Lewinsky sucked him off she was qualified to "go out and be somebody" i guess it's the same principle with the 4+ grand ho.
will a penicillin manufacturer be the main sponsor of the show?
etantao, you cheeky bastard...
JW
Good to have you.