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Happy Birthday to the Hoff
hasselhoff_puppies_2.jpgOn July 17, 1952 in Baltimore Maryland, The Hoff exited the womb and began his awesomeness. Let's just hope he lays off the cheeseburgers today.

There are two reasons to honor the Hoff on YBNBY. One, Echowood loves him like a fat kid loves cake. And two, it gives an excuse to show this:


Good times. Happy Birthday Hoff. You hunk-a-hairy-chested beefcake, you.

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As a lover of Baltimore and a resident of its suburbs...I have to say sorry guys...the birth of the Hoff was not one of our finer moments. Possibly we got drunk and possibly we passed out and we let him slip out unnoticed.

said Notorious M.O.L. on July 17, 2008 9:16 PM.

You mean all your residents don't pose for portraits covered in puppies? Weird.

I need to read more.

said Johnny Wright on July 17, 2008 9:25 PM.

HasselHoff and The Wire? Baltimore is the new Manhatten afaic.

said E on July 17, 2008 9:33 PM.

Strange week to be a puppy on this site too.

said E on July 17, 2008 9:46 PM.

An astute observation, E.

You're a gentleman and a scholar.

said Johnny Wright on July 17, 2008 9:49 PM.

Oh dear lard.....more hoffie-cheesy "goodness"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuQXGrFSQ0

said Laroo on July 17, 2008 9:52 PM.

Wow. Nice work Laroo.

Watch that video, kids. You won't be sorry.

said Johnny Wright on July 17, 2008 10:05 PM.

oh sweet zombie jesus my eyes! those puppies what did they do to them?

said etantao on July 18, 2008 1:40 AM.

Now I'll have to scour the interweb to find an mp3 version of this song... Thanks for getting this stuck in my head for the day Johnny! Curses....

said USELESS MAN on July 18, 2008 8:59 AM.

Holy shit! This is green-screen genius at it's finest! A tip of the hat to the Hoff. Remember to not hassle him!

said Bigus Dickus on July 18, 2008 9:39 AM.

It's true, I do love me some 'Hoff. So much so that I joined his fan club "The Hoff Men"

said Echowood on July 18, 2008 10:47 AM.

Echowood, tell me you're just kidding. Maybe my sarcasm-meter is askew. Anyway, Chuck Norris will be stopping by later to revoke your man-card.

said curlyelk on July 18, 2008 10:52 AM.

Useless,

My job here is done. I am sorry and proud at the same time.

JW

said Johnny Wright on July 18, 2008 11:34 AM.

Until the cheeseburger incident I still had a thing for him, and no, I'm not ashamed to say that, it's the fucking Hoff!

said Jeni Gump on August 8, 2008 11:48 AM.
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