Okay ladies, how many times has this happened to you...you've come back from the salon and just love your new hair style. The cut and color is just so YOU! Everyone you meet agrees. Compliments rain down on your like beads on Bourbon Street.

Then later that night as you dance you solo on the runway, you realize that nobody is pouring any sugar on you. Then it hits you. Your hair up there is different then your who-ha hair down there.

The horror! The shame!

Everyone knows color coordination is everything. Especially when it comes to your pubes. This goes for gentlemen too. What's the sense of hiding the gray on top when you've got a field of silver around your John Dong Thomas. Come on guys.

Into this void, which I'm sure has caused so many people sleepless nights, steps BettyBeauty. Pubic hair color. For the hair, down there. Catchy tagline. The ads alone stopped more than just me on the downtown 6 train yesterday. Everyone had the same look "Is that really what I think it is?" Yes, it is.

Anyway, Betty Beauty will get your betty ready for that big night out, one night stand or gorilla mask video featurette.

Now, since you've kept reading, Betty claims to be safe, won't burn, last long and is not tested on animals. But when have things like that ever got in the way of vanity and showing off your crotch. So slab that goop on and get your pubes to look as good as your Goldie locks.

Bettybeauty also has charm stencils or Chamcils to help you shape your pubes into dollar signs, dolphins, stars, bow ties and yes lips. Why? Cause why stop at color when you can ad shape.